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Simoman

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  1. I have never seen a red stag run before the ban so i can't comment on FACTUAL evidence, although for SINGLE DOG, which is what the thread was entitled, to take a red stag on a REGULAR basis without any assistance would be the dog of legend surely For me before the ban two main points would be raised before slipping, first of all do I want to increase the chances of death or serious injury slipping on a 25 stone coat rack and see my hard work ended with a kick or gore, and second IF my dogs had managed to slow such a beast, am i going to release or eat it, and if im going to eat it how the he
  2. spot on mate, i went to a show he put on a couple of years back and there were folks who are putting him down on this thread all cuddled up with him that day. His dog sheds were shit as well 2 friends of mine bought off him and ended up chucking them away after a year or 2. Pleased a had nothing to do with him One of them would probably have been me mate, got a kennel and terrierbox around that time and he even looked after my eldests girls teddy!!!!! However i was disgusted with the service 12 mths ago when i ordered another kennel, you live and learn, i only need to be f****d abou
  3. I hear you've had posters up renting out your dogs but never got a reply............ Lab, don't start another challenge you can't win
  4. There are a couple of members on here who are good friends and if they were short of a dog for some reason i would lend them a dog, on the other hand i have been offered a couple of dogs on loan in the past but refused, as i would never be abe to relax incase an accident occured.........
  5. My thoughts exactly... I can't fecking wait for this current obsession with everything celebrity to end, it's ruined TV IMO. Before long we'll be having every c**t who has ever appeared in the background of news reports writing books about their lives and turning up on 'Dancing on Ice'.. I agree mate. If I don't want to know the gossip about my neighbours or postman etc. People I know in real life why do I want to know who some self obsessed stranger is shagging? simo was only on about tv mate he has been in trouble for being a voyeur over his neighbours so i wouldnt mention tha
  6. A good 'ole boy, but wnats to fly me over to spit roast Jimbob and Cletus!!!

  7. oppps, week on sunday lol

  8. I hope this weekend you can keep your eys open and the drool in........Then knees up sunday!!!!

  9. Get the dogs up the beach in the evenings and go for a swim, gonna get the rods back out, haven't been for almost two years, go with friends to a few shows and borrow my dads trailer tent and have a few weekends away somewhere quiet, also going to redecorate the house, which is nice
  10. I agree totally, wanna meet up over a dry martini and discuss it now he his being serious, Too right John, he sounds lurvly and all butch
  11. I agree totally, wanna meet up over a dry martini and discuss it
  12. I remember when my delivery date was missed....and missed.....and missed....and missed, then the after sales service was appaling imo, after many disagreements on the phone and hassle to agree full refund when i wasn't happy, then when the cheque FINALLY arrived it wasn't the full refund....once bitten
  13. High level discussion around the oval table at team stabba HQ today, a line of merchandise including t-shirts, dvd's, mugs and a select range of cuddly toys will soon be available

    1. Simoman
    2. bullxryno

      bullxryno

      i think the mugs was sat on the chairs talking!

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Ry, if your a good boy you can be an affiliate

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  14. Louie Spence, hes soooooo gorgeous and all man :kiss: :kiss:
  15. Its a sad reflection of todays society that a man who had two seconds of fame on a disgrace of a tv show is classed as a celebrity.........
  16. We are currently installing the whininator, this is a program designed to make whins posts understandable..........
  17. You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine, just own the night, like the 4th of July, 'cos baby your a firework.....

  18. Joe Pesci in goodfellas was downright scary Gary Cole in the 90's tv series American Gothic was cool Alan Ford as bricktop in snatch was hilarious
  19. Creamy mash, quarter pounders and gravy, im a culinary god lol

    1. Kay

      Kay

      propper gravey or granuals ?

    2. hickymick

      hickymick

      never underestimate the power of mash potatoes....

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      ermmm granules, no bread John

  20. Is becoming nocturnal....in fact...call me batman

    1. Ideation

      Ideation

      Is it not battyman?

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      You boys are just jelous of my utility belt. stabba looks good as Robin in lycra

    3. Ideation

      Ideation

      I don't suppose that "Utility Belt' straps on does it? '

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  21. Another cracking night with stabba, pleased with the bitch and the pup has had a cracking first season

  22. kettle on and the stabba cometh

  23. There called Bouvier Des Flandre mate, trained four for sport competition, definate lack of drive, thick as fook, big and heavy, got a nice bite on the forearm a few years ago from a dog that took the sleeve and came back for a nibble on my fine flesh Waste of time adding one to the lurcher gene pool, the only good thing that could be added would be coat, but is coat worth all the other attributes the breed brings.....One came from the continent to the ringsport competition in Leominster around 2004, this dog was drivey, capable of the 12ft long and 4ft clear jump BUT as the competition went
  24. Lets conspire to re-ignite all the souls who would die just to be alive...

    1. Waz

      Waz

      U trying to baffle us with bullshit,. Again! LOL

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