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  1. Simoman

    FAO

    Every now and then i read posts and threads that either make me laugh, scratch my head or shock me. But here is a thread that disgusts me :sick: My weekly trips to sit at the kitchen table, chew the fat, smoke roll ups, drink coffee, but most of all eat bacon sandwiches has become a habit, nah a routine!!! This week stabba and cheeky have had gas fitted to the house, now im a resonable man, i offered to bring my camping stove for cheeky to cook on, even for them to bring the bacon to my house and allow the use of my hob. I have done all this with the best of intentions and friendship, only
  2. Always used mine for a bit of bushing BUT i find its gives me more grey hair, spend all your time hoping they don't drop in or get too far out of control range.....
  3. I'm pining for the moon, and what if there were two, side by side in orbit, around the fairest sun. That bright, tight forever drum, could not describe nightswimming

    1. hickymick

      hickymick

      deserves a quite night,rem?

  4. The thing is when those wind filled boxers do try it on with a "serious" dog, no doubt the owners of such dogs will be the ones dropped in the shit....
  5. The world is full of moronic folk!!! Lab, just checking but you haven't fabricated this story to feign injury and pull out of the competition with shroom I had it a few months ago, two lurchers and terrier on lead, keeper telling me i shouldn't be walking on a public track and his fat sweaty lab trying to mount my bitch, who wasn't really, shall we say "receptive" to its advances.....
  6. Don't know the bloke, never seen his line either, but this thread ain't painting a pretty picture
  7. Well judge, wondered why you hadn't replied under many of jptfellterriers posts, and now we have the answer, your hands not working.........and i wasn't refering to your typing
  8. Far away, this ship is taking me far away, far away from my memories of people who care if i live or die. The starlight, i will be chasing your starlight, until the end of my life, i don't know if its worth it anymore

    1. judge2010

      judge2010

      back on the smack?

    2. steve66
    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Muse, starlight!!Superb song and band

  9. Happy birthday Ray, don't let it get you down your getting older and im better looking
  10. gentlemans sausage? ermm, no, and i'll say no more. As i said earler, the day my retinas died
  11. The photos are not ermmmmmm suitable for the forum, or most forums for that point
  12. I would guess but the picture is so bloody small....erm greyhound
  13. I have had premission for driving in the past on pastures and stubbles but personally I wouldn't take my car anywhere i don't have permission, i wouldn't risk it. Nowdays most of my permission is walking only and i enjoy a good walk with the wind in your face, its a fact you will get more runs with a motor but i'll stay the right side of the law, don't want the hassle......
  14. Housework, washing and drying, feed mutts and then bangers and mash for tea! Move over Mrs Doubtfire

    1. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      glad im not the only man whos wife treats him as a bitch,ha ha..

      i do everything apart from washing clothes and hanging them out!

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Wife!!!! Yes i had one of those once

    3. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      did it not make the grade?

      do hope you done the correct thing and PTS as no doubt it will be shipped from pillar to post.

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  15. Simoman

    book

    The notorious poacher by G Bedson is a cracker....
  16. A green plastic wateringcan, for a fake Chinese rubber plant

    1. KittleRox
    2. Lab

      Lab

      I bought 1 of these but i took it back. The top of it was full of little holes!!!

  17. i really do not want to know the story behind this post No you really don't
  18. Be interested to know if lurchers are used a spot filler across the pond and other countries or soley as vermin dogs....
  19. Don't worry artic, you have just added an infusion of oestrogen by posting sweetcheeks Some good posts thanks
  20. f**k failure in the ass!!

    1. SNAP SHOT

      SNAP SHOT

      i prefer cowgirl,

      or her kneeling at the end of the bed... hmmmm

  21. The first edition has a photo and the reprint has a drawing...
  22. cheers lad would like to see some of thee crosses.went out with a friend of mine this season.he had "top bull lines" or so he said.in 8 weeks his dog took close to 30 fox he said.on the firt couple of nights his dog done well taking a couple of fox.on the 5th night out that it jacked!!(it wansnt 5 nights on the trot but in a 2 week period) i cant see how a dog can keep taking punishment and keep going and going! ps surely bullx, should be doing it single handed as my rabbit dogs does them doubled up! Thats just it sam, dogs do quit/spew/jack, not all bull crosses were/are where its s
  23. It can happen sam, pre-ban i know several lads were taking well over 100 foxes a season, plus other quarry every season and thats were the bull comes into its own imo.....
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