Jonjon79
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'Er in doors is knocking up a batch of Spam fritters in beer batter for the freezer
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Anything on the motorway with a foreign number plate - especially French or Polish.
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Second one down - Gordon the Gopher has let himself go a bit
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It's well known that the ancient Greeks were a bunch of poofs but, I'm pretty sure that cavemen knew how to throw a straight spear. These nutters talk about 'assuming' biological sex but, that's all they have for prehistory - daft assumptions. ......... the sex of a very old skeleton is determined by science. I'm looking forward to the day that all of this silliness comes to an end and, we can point and laugh at these fools again
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No mate, you're not supposed to watch or record any live TV without a licence.
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Yes, the slags sent me this one. The tone of their letters gets right on my tits - they're designed to scare old folks and vulnerable people into paying whether they need it or not. I can be grumpy with little hitlers like this at the best of times but, I've got Covid at the moment (only like a man cold) so, I've got the hump a bit anyway - I hope they do turn up, I'll put the c**t clean out of my front garden. That'll cheer me right up
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Nice cut and paste job Sandy For what it's worth, I'd be happy to see all politicians burn but, let's not forget, if your mob had got their own way we'd be living with Corbyn and Abbott in positions of power ffs. Who brought in University tuition fees to saddle our youngsters with massive debt before they can even get out of the starting blocks? Who sent hundreds of our soldiers to die in the middle East? Who submitted and knelt infront of BLM? Who has been completely unelectable for the last few years?
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Congratulations mate All the best to the new little 'un
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I'm quite lucky where I live - we get a fair bit of it flying over the house
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Personally, I wouldn't own anything that I couldn't overpower fairly easily if I had to.
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It's worth a go mate - there's just too many screwball bits in it to mention
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Walk away from it for a while.
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Ours are pretty good - they like laying on the patio in the sun but, they will come indoors when they get hot. They've got a bowl of water in the kitchen and a bowl outside - the silly sods seem to think the one outside is different and special, they favour it over the one in the kitchen
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Iron Sky - The Coming Race Quite a funny, easy watch for a lazy Sunday - 7.5/10 because it fits my sense of humour. This is a screen shot - Adolf Hitler as a shape changing lizard from the center of the earth, riding a tyrannosaurus rex while breaking into a Nazi moonbase. ......... I shit you not
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To answer the original question......... I don't particularly like sweets. I've never had a sweet tooth but, I do like a little sweetness in things like curry and some raw veg.
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Get him a Lambourghini you tight git
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Just a salad
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I definitely wouldn't want to live next door to him but, a part of me would like to seem let loose, causing havoc for a few weeks .......... Give him a flat in Croydon and watch him take the local scrotes hostage and draw pictures of them while they're tied up
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To be fair, if I lived in Hull I'd walk a feckin long way aswell
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My 2 grandads were both in the army and, they were polar opposites. When I was 16, I spoke to them both about going down to the recruitment office - mum's dad said 'Don't bother, you're too undisciplined and you've got a smart mouth. You'll suffer'. Dad's dad said 'Go for it - It's a great life and you'll get to shoot at people'. I went down there and failed the aptitude test for REME. The bloke behind the desk did try talking me into the infantry but, I went for an engineering apprenticeship with a small firm that built trailers instead. I work with a few exmillitatary
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Rise Of The Footsoldier: Origins. Quite entertaining, some funny bits - a good 8/10
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She's a strong speaker and she's making some good noises but, I don't want to see Olukemi Olufunto Badenoch in the top job. ........ give her a position in the cabinet maybe but, don't put a Nigerian in as Prime Minister
