Believe it or not, I kind of am - I'm a retail store manager
This is the only 57 that I've tried so, I don't really know if they're all horrible.
This is quite a new one but, I bought it used - it's loud, harsh, snappy and, diesels like a bitch.
..... I've had it apart once for a good clean, polish and relube but, it does need doing again.