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Greyman

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  1. it's getting those old cast iron ones down the stairs, that deserve your sympathy mate they are in another league
  2. . So at the end of your quote were it says there was another three kilos left, I would,nt really consider taking less than 50 percent as over picking them would you,? I have been living in harmony with my environment for many years and have always been aware of leaving enough for next year be it mushrooms rabbits or berry,s so stop being so sillyTo be honest i was knacked from graft when i read it correctly so fair play for being on the defensive.after re-reading your reply i dont doubt you only take what you need. but Im far from being silly! It just anoys me when a see people hamering the
  3. . So at the end of your quote were it says there was another three kilos left, I would,nt really consider taking less than 50 percent as over picking them would you,? I have been living in harmony with my environment for many years and have always been aware of leaving enough for next year be it mushrooms rabbits or berry,s so stop being so silly
  4. It looks lovely mate I was just being a dick, plus it took me 7 years to decorate my hall stairs and landing so your making me look bad
  5. I think I liked it better before
  6. main problem with waiting,is everyone else won't and by the time you get out they will all be stripped upto a height of 7ft, I have found the answer to this problem in the shape of a large step ladder on the back of my tipper, I tie it off to the ladder rack then tip the bed to go up to the tree top, I get lots of funny looks but always the most and the best sloes ever ,the tops of the trees are like a blue lawn when I get up there and they have had the best of the sun, I pulled three kgs off of one tree last year and there was probably another three still there when I was finished, shame my r
  7. Been in my man cave this weekend and made this new and improved crutch starship, I,ve made it a bit longer than my previous ones to give an even longer draw, also made the fork ttf and capable of taking 35mm bands, so it's 31" overall length, bands are 35mm tapered to 25 and the draw to my chin is 48" if I go butterfly style I can get a 6ft draw on it, it's very accurate and is chucking 12mm lead balls faster than my normal cattys can do 9mm steels, I had a little test on my normal garden target range and not only did it hit the target with ease it smashed my catch box to bits after, it is a b
  8. she,s just an expendable pawn in a much bigger game, she may say she,s sorry, but the damage she has done is irreversible and just like the 1930,s the rise of the right will continue, the world is over populated and the yanks are on the verge of loosing there super power status to China and India, the end game is now only a few years away,,
  9. . I was turned down last year to go on the programme 10,000 bc and my mate who works for the Beeb told me it's because they want people to fail and turn on one another as it makes better telly, as opposed to a fat old grumpy fecker that just plods on and could live in a skip if he was asked to, so that's why. They are there
  10. Dom jolly is the only thing slightly bearable on the whole show, the rest of them should just be left there, it would do us all a favour, the jls prick was almost in tears when he got wet just getting on the island then bailed out before the end of part one
  11. . They are a bit early round by me this year and people have been picking them since August, but I will wait until next month, as I only want them to make vodka, I,d rather they are a bit over than under done yea I'm making the gin had a load of brambles yesterday with my 7 kilo of Chantelle's So bramble gin in the making . Does that mean blackberry gin? I just use vodka because I prefer it, other than that it's the same as gin, i,m going to do some rose hip vodka as well next month as I pick loads of hips to make rose hip syrup, and as they have a shitload of medicinal properties in them I
  12. . I don't know how to put up vids and the like from anything other than my I pad, the big cat guy that does the shows is called Rick minter if you go on his web site you will find a video of a large cat just outside of Stroud, but what makes it better is there is a fox in the same film and the size comparison is quite obvious, I think that is also a fake, in my quest I see many more pics like that in amongst a few good ones,
  13. . They are a bit early round by me this year and people have been picking them since August, but I will wait until next month, as I only want them to make vodka, I,d rather they are a bit over than under done
  14. . We had to be creative, in the days before there was a button for everything
  15. is this red mite that lives on chickens? If so liquid paraffin, have even sprayed with wd40, I think we're there so small the oil suffocates them, if it's not red mites that live on chickens I,ll get my coat
  16. I have cruise control on my old 96 transit, it's a piece of 2"x2" that fits between the accelerator peddle and the underside of the dash,
  17. They'll probably make a film about it . Surprising how Hollywood can change the facts of history by adding a couple of stars snogging in front of a superb sunset, eg, titanic, massive naval cock up, crass incompitance and ignorance, yet stick Kate and Leo on the bonnet, instant love story, pearl harbour,likewise and so on and so on, best bit about it is how many people actually believe the shite their fed
  18. . I bet he was impressed, the queen is worth around £40/£50, something I,ve often thought of doing, but spare time is a premium and honey is not that expensive, so I don't think it's one I will tick off my list,
  19. generally a foot - 18" is a big one, do they not live in Scotland, or have you just never found them? It's actually a legless lizard as opposed to a snake or worm, that's my slow worm facts for the day
  20. You should have made a deal with them for free advert and some commission on bookings, because I,m very tempted and don't think I will be the only one, I,m off to an isolated farm near Dorset next week or I would have booked it already it looks lovely
  21. I was only joking about the asthma, tawny owl is probable as its a woodland owl, also a bit late in the year for chicks, if you can make an owl noise try calling it, I have an owl call as I can't make the noise, but I have had upto nine owls calling back at one time, but normally I get a couple replying, sometimes they will come quite close to see were the call is coming from,
  22. . The fact it's dark and in the woods, I'd be leaning towards a tawny owl with asthma,
  23. We have loads of em round me, I have an old cover in my garden from the bottom of a old vw polo engine my son had years ago, if I lift it up in the summer there are usually 4/5 underneath it, anything that warms up in the sun they will be under it, whenever they build something near us they normally put squares of mineral felt all over the floor for a couple of weeks before work starts to collect all the slow worms up and move them on
  24. Greyman

    God

    and I bet eve still convinced Adam he was the dad, fool
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