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  1. marshman
    I don't know black Americans think they've got it so bad , the other day in our very own capital I see 30000 white people chasing 3 Kenyans
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    What breed was the German dog that you got the straws from and why a chocolate wheeler bull type ?
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    Take no notice of these dinloes on here , do you're own expirement either hit them hard as you can with a shovel or stand well back and shoot them with your catty . ? Only joking call the gavvers sharpish lol
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    How many black people does it take to start a riot? Minus one !
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    Nice ?
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    lol there's always someone gonna crab " oh he beat a fighter on the way down " he can only fight and win who's put in front of him , and that's what he's been doing as far as I can make out. good luck to him I say !
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    I know a few lads that bush and use cattys and like Truther says it defo adds a different dimension to their bag at the end of the day.
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    Old Jamaican rum and raisin .
  9. marshman
    Gutting that !
  10. marshman
    Poxy do that Pesky lad ! Rip bella
  11. marshman
    Unfortunately for me I have been able to do that since my teens, Christ knows how low they will be hanging by the time I am 60!! P.s. This isn't boasting, I've got a tiny penis, just really low hanging spuds. Like two golf balls in a hikers sock. bit to much info mate ?
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    byep Greek father Palestinian mother came to this this country and didn't claim benefits .No wonder we made him a saint ?.
  13. marshman
    You know you're getting old when you can sit on your own b*llocks !
  14. marshman
    The grandchildren call you Spider-Man not because they think you're a super hero , because you can't get out of the bath !
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    You know you're getting old when ... You're watching babe station and there is a stunning women pushing a vac about wearing a skimpy French maids outfit , and all you can think is I could do with a Hoover like that !
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    lol of all the things I'd want to ride a horse wouldn't be one so do you drive a horse? Nah I'm allergic to them , do you ? ?
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    lol of all the things I'd want to ride a horse wouldn't be one
  18. marshman
    Jack the Ripper sitting next to Marilyn Monroe asking for trouble that ?.
  19. marshman
    Sandymere your ruining the thread , it's about Diane Abbott not ukip ?
  20. marshman
    1. Stan Laurel 2. Oliver Hardy 3. Lord blackadder 4. Berni Mac. 5. Jesus. 6. Winston Churchill 7. Albert Einstein 8. Adolf hitler 9. Jack Johnson 10. John Wayne 11. The duke of Wellington 12. Bernard Manning.
  21. marshman
    It's funny that no matter how many political threads get put on here you still won't change some folks minds. Me personally I'm not that clever When it comes to this sort of stuff , so I go on gut instinct and to me Diane Abbott is a wrong un !
  22. marshman
    I blame the mother ! If anything happens to her children then she should be hung fooking slag !!!
  23. marshman
    lol good uns ?
  24. marshman
    A mate told me this one , he said he was stood in the pub when this man that is known for a tall story comes in with both hands in plaster caste . Anyway nobody's asked him how he's broke both hands when a green lad asks him how he managed to brake both hands, while everyone rolls there eyes sighs as if to say here we go . He said my father and I where spraying barns for extra money, now I'm up the ladder thirty foot up when a gust of wind blows the ladder away from the barn and I start falling. The green lad chips in " oh so is that how you broke both hands trying to brake your fall ? No sa
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    The nice weather is here and it got me to thinking of the tall stories I've heard over the years . I was only a teenager when I heard this one but it stays with me as it drew everyone in lol. You know the craic lads the more ale that was drunk the longer the courses got and the deeper the digs where dug. Anyway after listening to a few men one old timer pipes up with this one . He said that he had heard of a good coursing lurcher bitch that was for sale , he knew the man that was selling the dog was known to have a good coursing dogs. So he takes he's money with him sees the man selling the b
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