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  2. Spot-on wilf been cruel trying to be kind mate you see it a dig none the wiser once pts is it
  3. Wrong again mate thats finished you can only have one dog and uts solid to get in
  4. That is a sure way to turn a boy gay. A real father encourages the child to splatter kittens' heads with a hammer. That way the kid's face is covered in spots of blood . You can then lick this off whilst making excited animal noises. I am told it cements a great bond between father and son. Strengthens the lad's mental health and gives him something to tell his classmates and teacher at 'sharing time' the following day. Thought you would have known that.
  5. Course it still comes out There's just no tadpoles in it
  6. The old pg tip adverts yes they no longer on the TV you see alot migrants could be suitable for the roles but human rights would be on the backs
  7. It’s prob the worst time a year to gather them up pal but if you want to come up in season an we get you some, I’ll be doing a load a ferreting come this season coming just to keep the pup busy an get it going
  8. Had 3 of these tonight, went down a treat
  9. Got my boy drowning kittens when he was 5 ,pets at home banned me ,so ended that fun
  10. Magine sneezing a load a spunk all over the breakfast table ffs haha hahq
  11. You can teach monkeys to be in TV adverts…..but they didn’t invent the f***ing TV ! lol
  12. Don’t know about good uns like, they are well fast them ones
  13. If u get me 20 gooduns ill pay top dowar
  14. You can't kid me mate. This reminded me of you on the carpet glue. But then with the Welsh accent. Danny C came to mind. . Made my night this lol. Do you have an illness. Brilliant
  15. I wouldn’t know how mate, see plenty sat in fields tho haha
  16. Poor mans Henry for me tonight
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