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mushroom last won the day on October 1

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  1. Gotta admire these dogs

    Best fuucking quote ever "In 2014 the Taliban boasted they had captured a British special forces dogwhich became separated from his handler during an operation in eastern Afghanistan. They released footage of the dog and said they were feeding him on kebabs, but his eventual fate remains unknown" 🀣🀣🀣🀣
  2. Merry Christmas from Greggs.

    Gregg was always shit! Mind me mam telling me when I wanted one of their trippy as fuuck looking gingerbread men. This was 1986 Tight as 🀣
  3. Parenting

    I'm full on strict with this shit. My 15 year old has just had her iPhone given back to her after two weeks, for back chatting. She's also just been allowed back on the tinterweb (apart from school work) I dont mess around, never have, never will! Will say talking to them about the dangers in a very real non sugar-coated way is a great piece of advice. As for gaming.... I'd never buy a console for my kids. I'd end up launching it out of the window πŸ˜‚
  4. A lesson from Poland

    That perla is nice with vodka and pickled fish 🀣🀣🀣
  5. Cruciate ligament damage.

    I've spent thousands in the past for a different problem on one dog and I knew I should've done the right thing earlier Chin up mate. Kie
  6. Outrage!!!

    Absolutely agree with this. Trumps win was huge for the democratic process. It has shown people are sick of the left wing/Neo liberal agenda and want change. Trump is defo not the greatest champion of this change but the fact he won, shows democracy can work. After his terms up, I'm sure people will vote for candidates who are a little less mental than trump but far more realistic that the lying self serving cnuts of the last 30 years.
  7. Outrage!!!

    That's two outrageous belly laughs you've had out of me this morning🀣🀣🀣 You're gonna get me in bother with this client πŸ˜‚
  8. A lesson from Poland

    Find this weird I've just left my Polish mates house after a 4 hour marketing meeting, he's a fuucking great guy. In fact he and all my other Polish friends are a decent lot and are more integrated than I am here. My Polish ex speaks 6 languages fluently and employs around 20 staff of all nationalities. Never heard a single one of them act up or complain. Just my experience. They all say the same about the Poles who went to Blighty though...... "all the dickheads went there for the benefits" πŸ˜‚
  9. Scotland. Uk

    That ain't no test for a Beddy X! Any Beddy whippet worth it's salt wouldn't waste it's time on an 82kg boar. Everyone knows they only take red deer single handed and boar over 120kg

    How much is he wanting for the bitch? I'm interested and will travel
  11. Mall..... Where the sweets have no name

    Mate I do a lot of cheeky things with my money all within legal limits, I have no problem with someone managing to keep more of theirs........ However... this cnut and the rest of the fuuckwit bunch have been telling us all that we need to give money to some pot bellied child in the bushveld, allow rape loving ecconomic migrants in to our countries and stop the rich abusing third world countries in regards to tax avoidance... for the last fuucking 30 years! The words HYPOCRISY and HYPOCRITE don't even come close to covering it
  12. Turns out the bono cnut owns a fuucking mall in Lithuania bought with dodgy offshore companies. Preachy, do as i say not as i do sanctimonious cnut!!!!! Wants a full steelie in the bollocks.
  13. What am I doing wrong

    Please please Ian can you restore or email me a file with the photos on??? πŸ›
  14. What am I doing wrong

    Fuucking Ian's pet Scotty! See all your piccies are there πŸ˜‚
  15. What am I doing wrong

    Yep found it and it's the same. Photo not there seems it's been lost or archived.