mel b 1,165 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 It's a bit like that time when we had bread shortages , so I had to have toast instead. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,586 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: I don't let my kids or Mrs anywhere near me if they been eating cucumber food from the Devil It's the first thing that gets ejected from my sarnie 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, kanny said: It's the first thing that gets ejected from my sarnie The same as Gherkin`s from Big Mac`s Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,218 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, paulus said: There was a story the other day in the local press that a women had been stopped from buying 100 cucumbers from her local Lidl store. I only had one question. WHY the f**k would anyone want 100 cucumbers??? They dont even serve cucumbers at the Palace Garden Parties, The last one i went to was curried Egg and it was as shit as it sounds Lol. She had a juice bar and it was cheaper to get them from lidls than a wholesale place apparently ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 43,135 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, kanny said: It's the first thing that gets ejected from my sarnie I won't entertain a sandwich even if I threw that shit away 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,586 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, paulus said: The same as Gherkin`s from Big Mac`s I'm quite partial to a gherkin... infact I'd throw the big mac away and just eat the gherkin 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, kanny said: I'm quite partial to a gherkin... infact I'd throw the big mac away and just eat the gherkin Your a savage Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRUEBRIT66 1,206 Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 I was chatting to the bloke in the local farm shop on Saturday plenty of tomatoes and cucumber on sale. He said its the supermarkets refusing to pay the price from the supplier, they then create "a shortage scenario" giving them the opportunity to put the price up. The suppliers have a shit load of stock they cant get rid of so cave in, supermarkets keep the price at the inflated "shortage level" making even more profit off the supplier and the consumer. Morale of the story, fcuk the supermarkets support your local farm shop. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,874 Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 Morrisons had Tomato's but they where hard as f**k and not really ripe. Ask Wifey to see if she could get some from the market stall as she works opposite. No problem nice ripe tomatoes fo 3/4 of a pound 76p. Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,583 Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 13 hours ago, kanny said: It's the first thing that gets ejected from my sarnie i can't eat a sarnie if it's been anywhere near it, can still taste it even if it has been ejected. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,355 Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 I do like cucumber in a salmon sandwich. But, if the vegetable armageddon has happened round the shop today, I'll pop in the chippy where I'm working later. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,736 Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 Tescos and the Like are empty but all the local green grocers are FULL so support the greengrocers 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,616 Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 46 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said: I do like cucumber in a salmon sandwich. But, if the vegetable armageddon has happened round the shop today, I'll pop in the chippy where I'm working later. You know the dance kidder Potato shortage, so make do with a big old bag of chips 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 1,640 Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 15 hours ago, mel b said: It's a bit like that time when we had bread shortages , so I had to have toast instead. you would be totally f****d if there was a hamster and ginger shortage....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 6,339 Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 ....thought their was gonna be a joke about lonely women folk but ooooookkkkk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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