chartpolski 30,432 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Dear God, I've just heard that Lidl is limiting me to only buy THREE cucumbers at a time ! What will I do if Charles and Camilla call by for tea ? No cucumber sandwiches, ( with the crusts cut off, of course! ). What the f**k is going on ? Who buys three cucumbers at a time, in the winter ? I grew one cucumber plant last year which yielded 8 cucumbers, of which about 5 turned to mush in the fridge through lack of use. Of course, the gullible idiots will rush out and buy their allowed quota of cucumbers, thus exacerbating any shortage. If it hadn't been mentioned, no one would have been aware of any shortage ! Remember the "petrol shortage" last year ? There never was a shortage, just panic buying. Who the f**k eats cucumber anyway ?????? Cheers. 2 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 9,097 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Bbc news today shelves absolutely bare. I went shopping Saturday tesco and aldi no issues loads stock. The news makes me sick does my swede in. In other news the daily mail reported that knob head I can't remember the name of and dont care was miss gendered 5 times on some tv show. God give me strength I despair 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 30,432 Posted February 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 minute ago, terryd said: Bbc news today shelves absolutely bare. I went shopping Saturday tesco and aldi no issues loads stock. The news makes me sick does my swede in. In other news the daily mail reported that knob head I can't remember the name of and dont care was miss gendered 5 times on some tv show. God give me strength I despair I was in my local Lidl this morning, and couldn't see any shortages, then the ITV news tonight showed a Lidl with rows of empty boxes in the veg area ! Now, Im not a conspiracy theorist, and I don't want to give my mate Francie any ammunition, but it looks like we are being taken for fools ! Just like the government is going to reduce the "cap" on energy prices, as the cost of gas has fallen dramatically, but our bills are set to go up by 20% !!!!!!! How the hell does that make sense ? Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 9,097 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, chartpolski said: I was in my local Lidl this morning, and couldn't see any shortages, then the ITV news tonight showed a Lidl with rows of empty boxes in the veg area ! Now, Im not a conspiracy theorist, and I don't want to give my mate Francie any ammunition, but it looks like we are being taken for fools ! Just like the government is going to reduce the "cap" on energy prices, as the cost of gas has fallen dramatically, but our bills are set to go up by 20% !!!!!!! How the hell does that make sense ? Cheers. I think your right the news seems to be setup to guide people into thinking what ever they want us to think. Maybe they actually have a glut of cucumbers and actually want shot lol. The news said earlier energy bills on average were going from 2000 to 3000 so thats 50%. I must watched different news they cant even in lie in unison. Every one is just going bonkers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,874 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 The media are a fckin virus 9 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 The media is as much a weapon as a gun is, Maybe even better than a gun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 30,432 Posted February 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 A woman on The North East News tonight said " a loss at Wembley was disappointing, but a draw would have been ok"........ Where do they get these people from ? Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 3,070 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 As dido says the media are a virus from the gov,there told what to "program" us with,do not trust the media 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 3,070 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 16 minutes ago, chartpolski said: I was in my local Lidl this morning, and couldn't see any shortages, then the ITV news tonight showed a Lidl with rows of empty boxes in the veg area ! Now, Im not a conspiracy theorist, and I don't want to give my mate Francie any ammunition, but it looks like we are being taken for fools ! Just like the government is going to reduce the "cap" on energy prices, as the cost of gas has fallen dramatically, but our bills are set to go up by 20% !!!!!!! How the hell does that make sense ? Cheers. It doesnt mate there skeeming devious lying b*****ds"end of transmission" lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,780 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 20 minutes ago, chartpolski said: A woman on The North East News tonight said " a loss at Wembley was disappointing, but a draw would have been ok"........ Where do they get these people from ? Cheers. She's probably on paid leave from the cucumber greenhouse 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 5,010 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 This cucumber issue is no laughing matter . Have you even stopped for one moment to consider just what tragedies will befall the country if we have no cucumbers ?. Oh hang on , feck all , that's what'll happen , a big fat feck all. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,437 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 Like the bog roll shortage, people flying about with a trolley full of shit roll. Have people got no shame left, fukin embarrassing the idiots. Last of your worries bloody shit roll ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 22,030 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 A cucumber is 96% water and there's no water shortage... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 There was a story the other day in the local press that a women had been stopped from buying 100 cucumbers from her local Lidl store. I only had one question. WHY the f**k would anyone want 100 cucumbers??? They dont even serve cucumbers at the Palace Garden Parties, The last one i went to was curried Egg and it was as shit as it sounds Lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 50,995 Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 I don't let my kids or Mrs anywhere near me if they been eating cucumber food from the Devil 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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