Pet hates.

[Gypsydog94 4,329]

1 minute ago, Daniel cain said:

All the new excavators/diggers on site use it now...ball ache tbh...you put diesel in an empty adblue jack that aint washed out tidy...and im told,it fucks up the older motors

Are tractors used to have it best £500 spent mapping it out

[king 11,664]

13 minutes ago, FLATTOP said:

Ad-blue funny enough the Rangers got that as well horrible smelly stuff spill it on your boots or clothes and you smell like a pigs cocked his leg up you

Adblue is also a very good weedkiller mate..

[FLATTOP 3,667]

3 minutes ago, king said:

Adblue is also a very good weedkiller mate..

Didn’t know that nice to know it’s good for something

[Qbgrey 3,986]

That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car literally stopped in it’s tracks, jarred me neck and threw anything not glued down into the front.can’t even run someone over nowadays it’s not on .

[king 11,664]

11 minutes ago, FLATTOP said:

Didn’t know that nice to know it’s good for something

It's a load of nonsense mate it's about 30% urea which you know is piss and 60% odd deionized water..who ever invented that must be laughing lol..

[WILF 44,325]

People in the check out line who smell of stale piss with a box of jacobs cream crackers and 3 bottles of the cheapest whisky they can find…..like they only went in for crackers and “just happened” upon the whisky when they are clearly a stinking f***ing piss head who will be passed out in the chair later and depositing the best part of the nights shopping into their trousers which they ain’t washed for about 6 moon ! Dirty b*****ds ! 

[Jonjon79 13,340]

Working in retail. It was a good job when I started - I was a store manager for 15 years but, the place soon filled with area managers and directors that should have been drowned.

 

They favoured shitty meetings that took way too long to discuss stuff like 'staff development plans' and 'periodic team reviews' - the only people that liked stuff like 'if it's to be it's up to me' and 'team work makes the dream work' was the brown nosers and, there's plenty of those.

 

When I started it was about making a good profit, taking care of your staff, getting a good reputation among your customers and, earning your bonus.

 

I'm so glad that I gave them shit before I changed career.

[Jonjon79 13,340]

Wanky companies that do those staff meeting events. 

 

One that I remember told us to pull off as much toilet roll that we normally wipe our arse with.  Then they went round the room and told everyone to state as many facts about ourselves as squares of bog roll we had.

 

They thought it was a funny ice breaker for the group until I twice told the pillocks that I like to wipe my arse with 2 bits of shit roll.

[Leo Sayer 1,704]

Litter and fly tipping. Proper makes my blood boil. 

[gnasher16 29,662]

On 04/11/2023 at 20:27, Qbgrey said:

That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car literally stopped in it’s tracks, jarred me neck and threw anything not glued down into the front.can’t even run someone over nowadays it’s not on .

f****n thing does my head in its normally the first thing i do is turn that off what sort of " safety " feature would jerk the steering wheel around in your hand when you are trying to avoid parked cars !!

[TRUEBRIT66 1,176]

On 04/11/2023 at 20:49, WILF said:

People in the check out line who smell of stale piss with a box of jacobs cream crackers and 3 bottles of the cheapest whisky they can find…..like they only went in for crackers and “just happened” upon the whisky when they are clearly a stinking f***ing piss head who will be passed out in the chair later and depositing the best part of the nights shopping into their trousers which they ain’t washed for about 6 moon ! Dirty b*****ds ! 

Thats bang out of order they may have mental health issues.

My pet hate is people who blame everything on mental health issues. 

[South hams hunter 8,837]

People over using their brakes; take your foot of the accelerator and the car will slow enough or braking because there's an on coming car in its own lane 

 

Courier drivers blocking roads and thinking hazards mean they can stop anywhere for as long as need be.

 

Bus drivers thinking that the indicator means they can just pull out

 

People pulling out infront of me when there's space behind and then going 10mph slower than I was 

[South hams hunter 8,837]

Parents who throw autism/ adhd around as a trophy for privilege or as an excuse for everything.

 

People that put the fact they have a disability on a.sticker on there car, you've got a blue badge no need to put it on the back of the car while you drive around ... f***ing tools 

[ditchman 1,508]

Women who fart

if a women farts it should be a little squeakt one followed by .."ohh excuse me ...i will just go and powder my nose"

a manly fart is a joy to behold and is usually accomanied by roars of encouragement  and waves of applause.....

women should know their place...and should not attempt in any event a raucous fart...it is simply not a feminin thing to do

[WILF 44,325]

56 minutes ago, South hams hunter said:

Parents who throw autism/ adhd around as a trophy for privilege or as an excuse for everything.

 

People that put the fact they have a disability on a.sticker on there car, you've got a blue badge no need to put it on the back of the car while you drive around ... f***ing tools 

It’s one of those unless you know, you don’t know jobs mate but autism is an excuse for someone not being able to cope with ordinary, everyday things in exactly the same way as having 1 leg is an excuse for not making the final of the Olympic 100m 

Just throwing that out there