Pet hates.

[iworkwhippets 13,348]

4 hours ago, pesky1972 said:

Buoyant bogroll. Usually that last wipe you chuck in before flushing. The one that then decides to turn itself into a paper bubble, dancing about on the waves as you flush, flashing that last wee smear of shite at you. Then, once the waters calm, it’s just sat there looking a bit deflated and you can’t understand why the fcuk it didn’t go. So you wait, and wait on the cistern filling. Then you go again, hard this time, maybe a double pump on the handle just to send this little b*****d off, but no, it’s blown up like a f***ing ballon again, if anything bigger than before, and then you pray that at the last second it’ll get sucked round the u-bend, but alas no. Now it’s options time. Hand in and fish it out, fcuk that, that’s a fcuking losers game. You could just walk off and deny any knowledge.., but that depends on your location. Risk the humiliation of a third failed attempt, no, you’re stupid but not that stupid. Wonder if you might be able to muster a wee bit more piss to drown the b*****d, decent option for a 50+ male. It’s a real dilemma. 

Fcukin stroll.on, you're going round the harpic  , definitely a mentally deranged post or drugs, seek help pacey pacey

[gnasher16 31,968]

Couple of new ones ive noticed recently....

Pricks on these electric scooter things zipping through traffic then sitting at the lights looking at you as though its always been like this....and these 1 wheeled f****n things being ridden along the pavement by some gormless c**t with an attitude of " yeah ive been doing this for years "......no soppy nuts they're new,you've fallen for the latest silly trend stop acting like you've always got around like this !

People getting all dressed up in football kits to watch a game in the pub then acting like their life depends on it......if you was that devoted you'd go to the game ffs !

Radio football phone ins where someone phones up and just repeats the very thing thats just been said in order to get some sort of pat on the back from the presenters....eg " i think Arsenal have bottled it......thats it  "...........Yessss thats what we've been discussing for the last hour you f****n mong what else have you got to say !

Edited April 21 by gnasher16

[gnipper 7,163]

Lazy twats that go the corner shop drive past the parking spaces and park right by the fcuking door even at shops where there's barriers to stop them and the bellends manoeuvre there way through them to do it.

[eastcoast 4,913]

Conjoined twins. Not the poor b*****ds who are born like that and have no choice but to go through life with another human being fixed to them. My pet hate is couples who walk around hand in hand. Far worse things in the world of course, I am all for love not war, but grow up FFS, in such places as shops when another person approaching would have preferred the releasing of hands rather than being forced into nudging them into the latest offer on display pyramid. 

[ditchman 4,433]

Jacob-rees-mogg.................

[WILF 53,543]

People who talk on their phone with it on loud speaker held 3 feet in front of their face so we all get the benefit of the call !……it’s a wog thing but I’ve just two seconds ago seen some f***ing white idiot doing it….Prick !

[waltjnr 8,758]

People who can't go out without a stupid set of head phones on ,litre of water ,Costa coffee cup ,and phone held horizontal on their palm Infront of their face ,,divs

[Francie, 3,070]

Clowns in the bar who support english football teams an then call pro footballers shite while drinking beer sat on there hole

[ditchman 4,433]

i know ive said this before ....but it needs saying again

Giles Brandrath....bloody arse licking parasite 

theres another one but dammed if i can remember its name...its a person that cant make its mind up wether its a bird or bloke......its often seen on HIGNFY....just doing some sort of travel programme now

[ditchman 4,433]

GRAYSON PERRY ...........now that is one weird mutherfecker...

you bend down infront of him and he will blast one up you ..quick as a flash

[WILF 53,543]

British telly !……f**k me, when you haven’t seen it for a while you realise how bad it is.

If you turned the sound down you genuinely wouldn’t know what country you was in ! 
 

[ditchman 4,433]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

British telly !……f**k me, when you haven’t seen it for a while you realise how bad it is.

If you turned the sound down you genuinely wouldn’t know what country you was in ! 
 

Fuckedupasthan

[Bendigo 2,623]

Bingo people 

Fckin shit horrible scummy weird cnuts

[Leo Sayer 4,370]

13 hours ago, Bendigo said:

Bingo people 

Fckin shit horrible scummy weird cnuts

Yeah but did you win tho 

[Leo Sayer 4,370]

Cyclists riding two a breast !