Pet hates.

[Bendigo 2,610]

2 hours ago, Leo Sayer said:

Yeah but did you win tho 

I didn't even play. Just sat with my arms crossed sulking. 

[Stavross 20,722]

4 minutes ago, Bendigo said:

I didn't even play. Just sat with my arms crossed sulking. 

I’ve been once and was amazed by how many scummy people there was in there, all burning their way through their giro or pension, I had to have 6 bottles of Newcastle brown ale just to get through it 

[ditchman 4,423]

3 hours ago, Leo Sayer said:

Cyclists riding two a breast ! 

and one cyclist with 2 breasts....and a fat arse

[mitre 578]

Diane abbot is a keen cyclist her arse over the saddle breasts hanging across the handle bars and she ties her plimsolls or her high heels on the back and peddles barefoot she manages it the best she can 

[mel b 4,963]

18 minutes ago, mitre said:

Diane abbot is a keen cyclist her arse over the saddle breasts hanging across the handle bars and she ties her plimsolls or her high heels on the back and peddles barefoot she manages it the best she can 

You shouldn't write stuff like that mate.  Ditchman is tugging himself all over the house now .

[mitre 578]

Ditchman man's on pigeon watch at the moment discussing his favourite dishes pot roast and some spicy veg and chips and chicken curry and his dinner menu for tomorrow 

[ditchman 4,423]

30 minutes ago, mitre said:

Ditchman man's on pigeon watch at the moment discussing his favourite dishes pot roast and some spicy veg and chips and chicken curry and his dinner menu for tomorrow 

ditchman is on the "dark side" today checking on that bloody hamster smuggling pervert mel3

[ditchman 4,423]

58 minutes ago, mitre said:

Diane abbot is a keen cyclist her arse over the saddle breasts hanging across the handle bars and she ties her plimsolls or her high heels on the back and peddles barefoot she manages it the best she can 

her sweat and "juice" rusted up the saddle springs and cross bar

[mel b 4,963]

2 hours ago, ditchman said:

her sweat and "juice" rusted up the saddle springs and cross bar

You seem to be giving this subject rather a lot of thought mate .

[ditchman 4,423]

19 minutes ago, mel b said:

You seem to be giving this subject rather a lot of thought mate .

i saw Jerermy corbyn licking her cross-bar once

[mitre 578]

Diane abbot is convinced she can do the tour de France in cycling shorts and a sports bra same time waving to the ones that want to climb in the dingys she is remarkable 

[mel b 4,963]

28 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i saw Jerermy corbyn licking her cross-bar once

Thats the sort of dirty communist trick you'd expect from a sneaky Russian like corbyn mate.

[ditchman 4,423]

15 minutes ago, mel b said:

Thats the sort of dirty communist trick you'd expect from a sneaky Russian like corbyn mate.

he learnt it in the Gulag on the Russian tundra...........

[bell 3,636]

5 hours ago, mel b said:

You shouldn't write stuff like that mate.  Ditchman is tugging himself all over the house now .

Poetry 

[shaaark 11,827]

On 22/04/2026 at 09:38, ditchman said:

theres another one but dammed if i can remember its name...its a person that cant make its mind up wether its a bird or bloke......its often seen on HIGNFY....just doing some sort of travel programme now

This thing, owain wyn Evans?