iworkwhippets 13,338 Posted Friday at 11:26 Report Share Posted Friday at 11:26 4 hours ago, pesky1972 said: Buoyant bogroll. Usually that last wipe you chuck in before flushing. The one that then decides to turn itself into a paper bubble, dancing about on the waves as you flush, flashing that last wee smear of shite at you. Then, once the waters calm, it’s just sat there looking a bit deflated and you can’t understand why the fcuk it didn’t go. So you wait, and wait on the cistern filling. Then you go again, hard this time, maybe a double pump on the handle just to send this little b*****d off, but no, it’s blown up like a f***ing ballon again, if anything bigger than before, and then you pray that at the last second it’ll get sucked round the u-bend, but alas no. Now it’s options time. Hand in and fish it out, fcuk that, that’s a fcuking losers game. You could just walk off and deny any knowledge.., but that depends on your location. Risk the humiliation of a third failed attempt, no, you’re stupid but not that stupid. Wonder if you might be able to muster a wee bit more piss to drown the b*****d, decent option for a 50+ male. It’s a real dilemma. Fcukin stroll.on, you're going round the harpic , definitely a mentally deranged post or drugs, seek help pacey pacey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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