waltjnr 7,912 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 2 minutes ago, mushroom said: I’m guessing you’ve not been CS gassed or had a flash bang go off near you No led a very law abiding, sheltered life 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,506 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 41 minutes ago, mushroom said: I prefer to call it my bag (man purse is so last century) and as said… it’s a distraction Police dogs, thieves etc.. All they get is a pepper spray bomb and a flash grenade to their boat Come on mush . Even someone that wears a man purse(euphemism for come bum me), knows that calling it a man purse doesn't improve the situation.. Even Freddie mercury said that he'd never wear a man purse because of the homosexual flag waving of it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,000 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 1 minute ago, mel b said: Come on mush . Even someone that wears a man purse(euphemism for come bum me), knows that calling it a man purse doesn't improve the situation.. Even Freddie mercury said that he'd never wear a man purse because of the homosexual flag waving of it Mine includes the trans triangle (fuuck me laughing at the fact I even know what a trans triangle is lol) If I refer to said object as a satchel from now on… would that calm the waters? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gilbey 1,490 Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 (edited) Temu adverts.. Edited February 3 by Gilbey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,506 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 6 hours ago, mushroom said: Mine includes the trans triangle (fuuck me laughing at the fact I even know what a trans triangle is lol) If I refer to said object as a satchel from now on… would that calm the waters? See , now we're moving in the right direction. Probably the best thing to do , is call it a satchel , then place it gently at the bottom of the dustbin , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,521 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 1 hour ago, mel b said: then place it gently at the bottom of the dustbin Will you empty the bin if there's a homo-bag/purse in it? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,506 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 4 hours ago, mackem said: Will you empty the bin if there's a homo-bag/purse in it? Nope . That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with his dildo. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,521 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 1 minute ago, mel b said: Nope . That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with Dido. That's where @DIDO.1has disappeared then?Compacted and recycled. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goly 1,823 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 3 minutes ago, mel b said: Nope . That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with his dildo. No, it's because the lorry contained 5 lots of dildos that won't do their job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,912 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 11 hours ago, mackem said: Will you empty the bin if there's a homo-bag/purse in it? As long as it's in the rainbow painted, LGBT appropriate bin ,usually found on the far left of the property, 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,506 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 9 hours ago, Goly said: No, it's because the lorry contained 5 lots of dildos that won't do their job. You aren't still upset at them for taking your bin away because you're a very naughty boy are you . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotty12 3,627 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Grown men that take selfies .... fcuking spice boys 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,930 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 8 hours ago, scotty12 said: Grown men that take selfies .... fcuking spice boys Then use that filter on pic's they have took of themselves usually in front of a mirror ffs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,493 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 People parking on pavements when there seems no need, it has almost become the normal accepted way of parking a car. Perhaps they think that there is less chance of their vehicle getting damaged by passing traffic? That back fires when I am trying to safely get past when pushing my dad in his chair. Whoops, that's a nasty scratch. Oh dear, shudder to think how much Audi are going to charge to fix that wing mirror. Hope they notice them dry wall fixing screws before driving off. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,283 Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Mid life crisis geezers with that dopey Oasis/Weller type haircut ....c**ts, no other word for them. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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