king 11,681 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 I sustained worst injurys in 1998 when the bong back fired ffs 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,379 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Lenmcharristar said: The last time I did ribs they were in a sticky bbq sauce and they went down a treat Ken went down a treat when his wife kicked the ladders from under him 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,895 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 My money is on lurcherman 887 sneaking up and kicking ladders probably even said timber 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 That's not the whole story, poor sod couldn't have been any unluckier. ........ 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mud 2,044 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, ArchieHood said: That's not the whole story, poor sod couldn't have been any unluckier. ........ Jesus Christ is that socks getting his temperature took 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, ArchieHood said: That's not the whole story, poor sod couldn't have been any unluckier. ........ Christ that must of gone in a long way to puncture his lung!!!! Looks like one of black necks old yard brushes?? Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
liP 700 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 8 hours ago, socks said: So breaking four ribs and puncturing your lung hurts like f**k You silly fooker Ken, now man the feck up and get out on that horse Have a good Christmas buddy and take it easy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,562 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 Britain's Finest ffs Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,601 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 8 hours ago, socks said: That’s what I will be doing from now on bloody hell Ken , be long time recovery that mate, i only had 3 bruised ribs took ages to heal up, was still bit sore 6 months after, i must have up set some fecker that night. had few pints got home next morning cut mouth , face swollen up , and terrible pain side of my chest , i started to cut the drink down after that feckin night lol , dont drink much now you got to grow up some time .! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,961 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 FFS Ray that news on how long he will be healing will cheer him up no end I only bruised mine as was in agony . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,483 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 very painfull worse again when you go for a shit and your struggling to get one,been there done it ,slow recovery bud get well soon 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,601 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, lanesra said: FFS Ray that news on how long he will be healing will cheer him up no end I only bruised mine as was in agony . haha , yep bruised ribs bloody painful mate, Ken be ok he old tough welsh nut lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,201 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 thing about ya Ken your honest, last time we were hearing these sort of injuries there was a man spoofing and ended up with about 20 pairs of binos after letting on he got mugged out ferreting 1 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,208 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 6 hours ago, socks said: I was going to but the f***ing big needle they stick in my chest kept getting in the way Tough bloke when you never even mentioned the catastrophic facial injuries that will never heal. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 poor man will be suicidal with all the sympathies off everyone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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