mushroom 12,393 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 ? I would never say such a thing.... With consent.. of course Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 I was thinking of getting some scaffolding done what's the name of your firm cough cough 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 anyways me pal i work with is going in full blast , gonner put it on her , rekons hes going in dry , , hes dropping 2 viagra and gonna wrap 100 elastic bands round his cory then going in the office and ask her if she can get the genie out the lamp gonna sit back and see how he gets on lol , me and him the only 2 out the firm who she bought a crimbo present so its either him or me ,,, being a gent il let him crack on first and see how the land lies 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 If there's anyone on here that runs a scaffold company and their wife wears knee boots,then there is 2 lads getting sacked or the fcuk kicked out of them tomorrow. no one is getting the fk kicked out of no one , but some 50 yr old doris with knee boots might get the granny belted out of it How many people you gonna tell before the boss finds out? Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 If there's anyone on here that runs a scaffold company and their wife wears knee boots,then there is 2 lads getting sacked or the fcuk kicked out of them tomorrow.no one is getting the fk kicked out of no one , but some 50 yr old doris with knee boots might get the granny belted out of it How many people you gonna tell before the boss finds out? Cheers, D. its a talking point Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dazbrowne 13 333 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Can't wait for the outcome of this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 I was thinking of getting some scaffolding done what's the name of your firm cough cough Would you not just sory your mrs out yourself. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,664 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 If shes as gorgeous as you say and your asking what to do next after 2 years of not even getting past the " hello " stage then my guess is shes probably out of your league and will just laugh at you gnash ive hung out the back of better bits of fluff than her , its the tits thing coupled with the boots , if she was singlle prob loose appeal but 3/4 legnth boots is a tipping point lol Oh well in that case.... life dont get better than knee length boots on a slim sort with big bristols......think your missing a trick here though you might be pig ugly with zero personality for all i know but im sure your culinary skills would be a tempter for any woman ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 If shes as gorgeous as you say and your asking what to do next after 2 years of not even getting past the " hello " stage then my guess is shes probably out of your league and will just laugh at yougnash ive hung out the back of better bits of fluff than her , its the tits thing coupled with the boots , if she was singlle prob loose appeal but 3/4 legnth boots is a tipping point lol Oh well in that case.... life dont get better than knee length boots on a slim sort with big bristols......think your missing a trick here though you might be pig ugly with zero personality for all i know but im sure your culinary skills would be a tempter for any woman ? lol gnash , i can see a few moves further up the line , an i got better indoors but boots come on what other reason do birds wear boots for ? its a statement lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,183 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Ask her can you see her slippery slice............................. Then duck 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,183 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Go in and say can I smell your fanny? If she says no fcuk off, then say it must be your feckin feet. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,987 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 fuvk me,you only said hello to her in 2 yrs,5 mins later your off up london to a party.scaff will be scaffs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 fuvk me,you only said hello to her in 2 yrs,5 mins later your off up london to a party.scaff will be scaffs. allways keep ya cards close to ya chest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,987 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 fuvk me,you only said hello to her in 2 yrs,5 mins later your off up london to a party.scaff will be scaffs. allways keep ya cards close to ya chest ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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