green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 so me pals going in on it hes also going to ask if she dont mind putting on a darth vader mask , he rekons that is all he wants boots an mask lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 672 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Probably just a cock teaser. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 hate these wife chasers,plenty of meat elsewhere.i had a row with a dinlo labourer once,and he came out with the ole chestnut "your mum did nt mind it last night" i replied "wondered who that was that dug her up. wo up there , her ol man is banging a bit of fluff up the road , so to all you fannies that proclaim omg dont do that sort of thing to married women ,,, get fkd you live by it you die by it , shes hanging out for a bit of sausage , its do or be dood in this life shes fair game and shes getting banged lol moved on a bit today shes asked for my mobile number ,,, wants to send me details of a gin bash up picadilly lol shes a bitch on heat and shes getting the legnth lol I wouldn't mind betting that this old bird knows her husband is carrying on with the bit o fluff, so she's looking for a bit of revenge. You may well get a bit of action, but I bet she'll tell her old man the first chance she gets, just to get her own back, and don't under-estimate an angry/jealous husband either. We knew a girl, in our early twenties, who was married to a bloke who was all of nine and a half stone, quite/shy, glasses, geek type who worked in an office. My mate, who was a physically fit, brawler, gave this bird a night to remember in the back of his old Maestro van. She went straight home and confessed all through guilt. A few nights later we were coming out of our local when we got confronted by "the geek", he was in hell of a state, shouting, crying, dribbling, snot running out of him and threatening to kill Richard. Well Richard laughed at him and went to push past him when matey boy let rip with a flurry of punches so quick that I wouldn't like to say how many landed before Richard hit the carpark Asphalt. Geek boy also got in half a dozen kicks to the head (resulting in two busted teeth) before we managed to get him off. On top of the embarrassment of being duffed up by the Milky Bar kid and having to pay for dentistry, Richard lost his loyal, long term girlfriend when she found out what had gone on. You crack on and do what you gotta do, but mind she ain't using you or your mate to get back at her old man. And just remember the old saying...."the grass is often greener on the other side, but when you get there.....it still tastes of f***ing grass!" thats all well an good but this ol molly needs her pussy sucked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Probably just a cock teaser. possibly , but my take on it is she needs some serious attention shes got i havnt had cock for years written all over her face please fk me soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 hate these wife chasers,plenty of meat elsewhere.i had a row with a dinlo labourer once,and he came out with the ole chestnut "your mum did nt mind it last night" i replied "wondered who that was that dug her up. wo up there , her ol man is banging a bit of fluff up the road , so to all you fannies that proclaim omg dont do that sort of thing to married women ,,, get fkd you live by it you die by it , shes hanging out for a bit of sausage , its do or be dood in this life shes fair game and shes getting banged lol moved on a bit today shes asked for my mobile number ,,, wants to send me details of a gin bash up picadilly lol shes a bitch on heat and shes getting the legnth lol I wouldn't mind betting that this old bird knows her husband is carrying on with the bit o fluff, so she's looking for a bit of revenge. You may well get a bit of action, but I bet she'll tell her old man the first chance she gets, just to get her own back, and don't under-estimate an angry/jealous husband either. We knew a girl, in our early twenties, who was married to a bloke who was all of nine and a half stone, quite/shy, glasses, geek type who worked in an office. My mate, who was a physically fit, brawler, gave this bird a night to remember in the back of his old Maestro van. She went straight home and confessed all through guilt. A few nights later we were coming out of our local when we got confronted by "the geek", he was in hell of a state, shouting, crying, dribbling, snot running out of him and threatening to kill Richard. Well Richard laughed at him and went to push past him when matey boy let rip with a flurry of punches so quick that I wouldn't like to say how many landed before Richard hit the carpark Asphalt. Geek boy also got in half a dozen kicks to the head (resulting in two busted teeth) before we managed to get him off. On top of the embarrassment of being duffed up by the Milky Bar kid and having to pay for dentistry, Richard lost his loyal, long term girlfriend when she found out what had gone on. You crack on and do what you gotta do, but mind she ain't using you or your mate to get back at her old man. And just remember the old saying...."the grass is often greener on the other side, but when you get there.....it still tastes of f***ing grass!" thats all well an good but this ol molly needs her pussy sucked Sucking will be all you'll be able to do when her old man kicks yer teeth in not sure where all the violence and teeth missing ball bag comes from its only a bit of banging the bosses mrs action jesus lets not get technical Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 672 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 She's playing you both,maybe the boss is in on it and just looking for a good excuse to sack you both. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 What would you do if your missus done the same with her boss gl? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 She's playing you both,maybe the boss is in on it and just looking for a good excuse to sack you both. all this speculation fk me she might want double barrell action who knows lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 What would you do if your missus done the same with her boss gl? Lol lol trust you peter lets not get deep eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 affairs in general are fine but affairs at work are dodgy.have a go anyway otherwise you'll always wonder''what if''. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 672 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Honest your honour she was begging for it? Don't let your c**k rule your mind. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Seen as you put pics of your scran up,how about pic of the lady in question so we can judge for ourselves lol for you dean no problem ,, here she is or is it how we wish she vwas lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 672 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 You could be her Luke Skywanker 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,987 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 shes prob got a fanny like a windsock,and if shes been desperate for two yrs shes prob bieng banged by a few geezers already. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Green Lurchers, it looks like you've made up your mind and are going for it. Bit of advice, from your description of this lovely lady it might be no harm to tie a scaffold plank across your arse to stop you falling in. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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