lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Its the truth rays backs f****d from shagging true , and 50 year old's with big tits that done it haha , bit tricky this one . you got think with your head and not your prick , if you want to keep your jobs leave her alone , because if you shag her , and the boss finds out, you loose your job, and he might get sombody to give you a good kicking , blokes with money can pull strings . if you get another job, give her one for me . you retired ray I thought you would of least shown the young guns how its done lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Chance are you will slip the fart trappers off it. And it will look like 4 pouches of old Holborn spread out. Remove the piss pad. And it will look like it's been hit with a blunt axe. Speakin from experience king? Haha I hope not I'm only 41 lol.The wife's 33. Any pics? Your missus, not you Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 672 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Will he or won't he? Bearing in mind its Friday 13th? This is better than Emerdale! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mushroom 12,393 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) Why would anyone want to bang another blokes Mrs Get your own Plus Green... don't you have a Mrs too? Edited January 13, 2017 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Doesnt like it when you mention his missus mush, lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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onion jonny 526 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) her old man owns you, you ask for a wage rise he says no he tells his mrs to show a bit more cleavage and you drooling sods forget about the money and run round doing more , thats why he is the boss and thats why he has her and his bit of fluff and thats why your tongue is stuck to the floor. Edited January 13, 2017 by onion jonny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 her old man owns you, you ask for a wage rise he says no he tells his mrs to show a bit more cleavage and you drooling sods forget about the money and run round doing more , sorry to dissapoint jon i bring work to the firm he does well from me i do well from him he, leaves me to earn money and dont question me , hes ol lady is going over , now armed with all the feedback i go see the boys an make a plan , never heard so much bolax over the 3in furry pie lol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted January 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Will he or won't he? Bearing in mind its Friday 13th? This is better than Emerdal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,987 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 her old man owns you, you ask for a wage rise he says no he tells his mrs to show a bit more cleavage and you drooling sods forget about the money and run round doing more , sorry to dissapoint jon i bring work to the firm he does well from me i do well from him he, leaves me to earn money and dont question me , hes ol lady is going over , now armed with all the feedback i go see the boys an make a plan , never heard so much bolax over the 3in furry pie lol lol when u eatin your dinner threw a straw,your see all the fuss over a furry one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,100 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 ive just sat here and read all this, what a start to my day lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Doesnt like it when you mention his missus mush, lol Maybe someone could knob her? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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