sussex 5,776 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 You ain't been doing an uncle Albert on him , " I remember in the war " .... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
max_wood 161 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 And it would be rubbish playing monopoly with only 2players 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hjckcff 1,738 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 all son in laws are fannies. (FACT) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,607 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Caught a few Ken Cheers,D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 You ain't been doing an uncle Albert on him , " I remember in the war " .... During the war. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,450 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 So we decided to watch Sherlock tonight as I like a bit of Sherlock I must admit ... over tea I told the family that I was going to be watching the worlds strongest man final first ... so my missus and and middle girl decided to stay in the conservatory and play monopoly for an hour ... but fukc me the daughters fella decided to stay in there with them WTF ... he would rather sit in a room with a bunch of women than watch the worlds strongest man final ... fukcing fanny ........Mines 14 understand ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,224 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Ever see how the trotters act around uncle Albert????? Maybe he just couldn't take another during the war haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Some of you fellas have disturbing thoughts and ideas ... he doesn't seem so bad now ...... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AKA-BRINDLE 879 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 As the old saying goes...pussy will pull you further than the father in law can punch you...or something like that 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General lee 979 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 I missed the final is it being repeated Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robert hasselhoff 137 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Lol Is that really socks in his early twentys ??? Pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,834 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 I agree with Socks male bonding aint what it used to be.....when we was young you would want to spend a bit of time with a potential father in law to suss out what you was dealing with when things get messy later on.... maybe the lad just thinks your a push over and aint bothered......either that or the 3 of them just wanted to keep all the boring b*****ds in one room 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,834 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 I missed the final is it being repeated I wouldnt bother yourself mate it was the usual boring shit.....biggest heaviest bloke first....second biggest heaviest bloke second....third biggest heaviest bloke third.......gone to pot these days that competition. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,054 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Bottom line is you've got to play the game (no pun intended) if you're going to get your Nat King Cole. Keep the young lady and her mum happy, 'pass Go' and get your reward.., or play at being 'mates' with her old man? Oh okay then.., as long as I can be the 'wee dog' ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 "So I went round to the birds house, all fine and dandy like, and were in the conservatory having a quick game of monopoly and all of a suddden her grumpy old man stands up farts scratches his are and says he's off to watch TV, anyway I thought I'd better follow him and do a bit of male bonding, so I'm just about to open the door and join him, with my hand on the door handle when all I can hear coming from the room is the sound of a load of l blokes grunting and screaming, I mean I'm pretty open these days and if her dads into male porn that's all well and good but there's a time and place for everything isn't there? Shall I split up with her while I have chance or give him another go? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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