Astanley 11,465 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 A bit of a ridiculous suggestion I know ,but couldn't you just be honest with her ,tell her why she s a kunt and that you'll be glad to see the back of her.. I would save the revenge lark for those that have harmed me or mine not some slapper who gets on my nerves . 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get drunk with her one night, pop a couple of Viagras and, smash the living daylights out of her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ) atb If you go the toothbrush route, remember bum first then chilli. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 put some boiled fruit sweet in the shower head,every time she has a shower she'll come out all sticky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get drunk with her one night, pop a couple of Viagras and, smash the living daylights out of her I don't think he'd touch her so he would have to stay sober then invite 5 big darkies and let them have a mandingo party with her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Give her salmonella poisoning some how? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Release a box of crickets in the house The noisy ones from the pet shop £2.50 for over a hundred......theyll disappear into dark places and drive her mad We had some escapees at our previous house ,which was old and had floorboards upstairs ,it was summer as well,must been a good 3 months of those b*****ds chirping every fecking night lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,190 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 About 25 odd years ago a fella I shared with was a right thieving cnut. He used my £5 BT phonecard and used all the units up on it. I went nuts as a fiver was a lot t then. His excuse was something must be wrong with the best phone, never even offered to get a new one. A few days later as luck would have it depending how you look at it I stepped in some dog shite. I couldn't get it out of the grips so it occurred to me to use a toothbrush, his toothbrush. How I laughed every time he went to brush his teeth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Make her a nice cup of cocoa and add plenty of ex-lax. A crafty fart during the night then turns into a bit of a panic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ) atb I take it you were broken hearted once and did she cheat on you?,were all here for you Boyo if you ever want to talk about it mate .............. Mate trust me, I'd would first put my cock in a starving hyenas mouth before she even got to look at it, let alone touch it! She's thin as a twig, got protruding bug eyes and is genuine just a sarky smug horrible sort know it all. Everyone dislikes her, and she absolutely loves any chance to try and enforce her authority on people. Acting like some sort of big shot on campus. I've acting seen her almost jumping with excitement before going to tell someone off for something trivial. Once she came running to my door shouting "QUICK QUICK GO TELL THEM OFF ... AND WEAR YOUR BIG COAT IT MAKES US LOOK MORE INTIMIDATING!" I told her our job is to help and support people but she said no it wasn't and I needed to go shout at them. When I went upto the students I politely asked them if they'd move on, they were really nice and gave me a beer ? Then invited me to a party they were having at the weekend, result! Several times she has gone to "deal with incidents" and ends up trying to be authorities and getting into arguments and slanging matches, pathetic! Won't take advice either as she's a know it all! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Haha yep but she couldnt get any fanny action for a long while ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I doubt she's ever got any from her personality. Adding her that she looks like a bug someone's half stepped on shes got to be a virgin, and probably die one too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fat-Ferret 857 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 This would suit her nicely - http://www.crabrevenge.com/ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,135 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 just forget it fella and be glad to never see her again. some people on here need to seek profesional help. funny tho!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I doubt she's ever got any from her personality. Adding her that she looks like a bug someone's half stepped on shes got to be a virgin, and probably die one too there aint no woman to ugly. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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