Lloyd90 509 Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) Right I've got a house mate who's a right smug orrible c**t, she's a proper jobs worth knob who'd drop anyone in it any chance. On top of that when genuinely in the wrong rather than just apologise she just sticks out sarky answers and acts all smug. Makes me sick. Any good pranks / revenge plans that won't come back to me ? Can't have it traced back I'm afraid lol PS feel free to tell ya best revenge story ?? Edited June 18, 2016 by Lloyd90 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,173 Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Right I've got a house mate who's a right smug orrible c**t, she's a proper jobs worth knob who'd drop anyone in it any chance. On top of that when genuinely in the wrong rather than just apologise she just sticks out sarky answers and acts all smug. Makes me sick. Any good pranks / revenge plans that won't come back to me ? Can't have it traced back I'm afraid lol stick her mob number up in a few phone boxes ring for a good time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Wire her bedroom door handle to the mains would be a gd one Would be less than she deserves Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Think she's got dodgy ticker, might fill her juice with speed n see how long she lasts ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Fire stuff up for free on Gumtree with her number ??? Can't wait to move out next month going to have a good list of things by then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil82 1,008 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 if she has a motor a fresh prawn in the heater vents is a bad thing to do you very naughty boy! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I was thinking a raw potato and a long stick to get it nice and deep up the exhaust pipe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 if she has a motor a fresh prawn in the heater vents is a bad thing to do you very naughty boy! How do you find the heating vent on a car ? Purely for my own thoughts and knowledge ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Fire stuff up for free on Gumtree with her number??? Can't wait to move out next month going to have a good list of things by then Leave her a couple of fish under the floorboards as a parting gift Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sirblessed 2,511 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 My advice Walk away knowing you re the better person, revenge is over rated, and never free, probably why you ended up with her in the first place. Remember karma is a bitch, that's not her name is it?? LOL 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Just because she wouldn't fcuk you, no need to be so bitter about it mate........move on! Haha..... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stones 23 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Prawns in the curtain rail... feckin honk in the warm weather :-)) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,635 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 (edited) Have a wank on her pillow. Make sure her heads not on it obviously at the time....there again? Edited June 19, 2016 by cragman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,594 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 My advice Walk away knowing you re the better person, revenge is over rated, and never free, probably why you ended up with her in the first place. Remember karma is a bitch, that's not her name is it?? LOL yeh, or go up to her with nice bunch of flowers, and say there are for you, and say meeting you as taught me, not all women are bitches,only some are . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Poacherspocket 189 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Find a sold out concert tht people cant get tickets for and bang her number on saying ring for the tickets half price. She will have hundreds of text with people want to travel miles for them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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