Blackbriar 8,568 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Put her name and address on a sex catalogue mailing list...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lloyd90 509 Posted June 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Just because she wouldn't fcuk you, no need to be so bitter about it mate........move on! Haha..... She wishes mate! I'd honestly stick my old boy in a cheese grater first!! Not only is she the strangest person I ever met, she's also a right big eyed looking prick ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil82 1,008 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 if she has a motor a fresh prawn in the heater vents is a bad thing to do you very naughty boy! How do you find the heating vent on a car ? Purely for my own thoughts and knowledge any gaps below the windscreen, scuttle area, slightly damp area works better (alledgedly) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Pint of maggots in the car or her room. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ?) atb 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ?) atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navek Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 When you move out put a sign out side saying free stuff emmigrating to Australia and leave the door wide open. Make sure all your stuff gone first tho lol.... Liquid laxative in a strong fresh juice like pure orange juice Phone number on selling sites / gumtree / preloved for a free corner leather sete due to moving country ( make sure you use a nice picture of a new sete . Or Veet hair removal cream in her moisturisers/ hair conditioner .. Make sure it's hair conditioner tho and not the shampoo as they leave conditioner on for 5 mins lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navek Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 O and a small rotting fish in her car bonnet/boot/ under her seat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
max_wood 161 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Prawns in the curtain rail... feckin honk in the warm weather :-)) milk injected into car seats or mattress is another good one.takes a week or so too kick in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ) atb See you've put some serious thought into this Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Release a box of crickets in the house The noisy ones from the pet shop £2.50 for over a hundred......theyll disappear into dark places and drive her mad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ?) atb Quite disturbing...?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ) atb Quite disturbing... Definitely needs a little "share time".......sit down and talk things through with someone ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,626 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 You could bum her why she sleeps.dont let her find out though. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Get some of fhe really hot chili's & rub some on her tooth brush once youve removed it from your arse. Carefully using a stanley type knife slit open one of her tampax rub the chili all over it & put back in wrapper & using a very thin strip of sellotape repair wrapper or if she uses the pad type peel of cellophane rub chili & refix cellophane. Make sure u wear latex gloves as chili burns!! Have a wank into her body lotion then laugh everytime you see her use it. Put hair colour/dye in her shampoo ( did this to some one & they ended up with purple hair fukn hillarious ) atb I take it you were broken hearted once and did she cheat on you?,were all here for you Boyo if you ever want to talk about it mate .............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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