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Sad to hear 90s songstress Sophie Ellis bexter has been found dead in a professional footballers house . 

Apparently it was murder on zidanes floor. 

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I would be lucky to last 10 minutes,but what an offer.

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Footballer Danny Welbecks father used to be in the Bomb Disposal Unit. His name was Stan.

Cheers, D.

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3 hours ago, dytkos said:

Cheers, D.

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Funny but chillingly true anymore of them mate.

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I drove past the house i grew up in earlier, so I stopped and knocked on the door. I asked the owners if i could take a quick look round and they told me to f**k off.

My parents can be so rude sometimes.

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7 minutes ago, walshie said:

I drove past the house i grew up in earlier, so I stopped and knocked on the door. I asked the owners if i could take a quick look round and they told me to f**k off.

My parents can be so rude sometimes.

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