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A mans wandering through the woods when he comes across a guy tied to a tree his arms around the trunk and wrists cable tied together.
He shouts"help me untie me I've just been robbed at knifepoint, they've taken my wallet and car keys we need to call the police  " 
"Oh dear says the other man"unzipping
his trousers "it's just not your lucky day is it sweetie?"

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The wife was watching a cookery programme, 

 
" I said what you watching that for you can't fecking cook" 
 
She said " you watch porn don't you, ya useless fecker"
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On ‎15‎/‎06‎/‎2019 at 15:24, forest of dean redneck said:

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No No No!

That's not right, trying to turn a meat eater into a Veggie!

:D:laugh::thumbs:

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