Hunting Life Member Attacked.

[Welsh_red 4,307]

 

Never forget

clunk click

Every f***ing trip

[Gin 496]

I think this has now reached its conclusion

[stealthy1 3,964]

Has he turned up?

[walshie 2,804]

Is the conclusion that he shafted everyone and everything he said was bollocks?

[johnpee 214]

Seen him the other day got a custy new house in darras hall next door to Alan shearer he would like to thank everyone for helping him get his new house.

[lurcherman 887 12,679]

What a scumbag he is

[WILF 44,322]

How strange, because not 5 minutes ago I was attacked whilst......errr.......saving a lone song thrush from the jaws of a marauding Tom cat.

I didn't see the several men that attacked me but they have gouged out one of my eyes and cut all my limbs from my body......I am err, typing this with a pencil in my mouth.

 

If you could see your way clear to sending me any old bits you may have like, say, a new Defender, a .243 with NV scope, a pair of Holland & Hollands and a pack of pedigree dogs.......I'm sure it would go some way to helping me move on from this terrible event.

Thanks in advance chaps.......

[moxy 617]

PM inbound if you fancy some nice binos

[Gaz_1989 9,539]

How strange, because not 5 minutes ago I was attacked whilst......errr.......saving a lone song thrush from the jaws of a marauding Tom cat.

I didn't see the several men that attacked me but they have gouged out one of my eyes and cut all my limbs from my body......I am err, typing this with a pencil in my mouth.

 

If you could see your way clear to sending me any old bits you may have like, say, a new Defender, a .243 with NV scope, a pair of Holland & Hollands and a pack of pedigree dogs.......I'm sure it would go some way to helping me move on from this terrible event.

Thanks in advance chaps.......

That won't cut it fella. You need to get your missus on here on your behalf...

 

While you are in "hospital" ?

[peterhunter86 8,627]

 

How strange, because not 5 minutes ago I was attacked whilst......errr.......saving a lone song thrush from the jaws of a marauding Tom cat.

I didn't see the several men that attacked me but they have gouged out one of my eyes and cut all my limbs from my body......I am err, typing this with a pencil in my mouth.

If you could see your way clear to sending me any old bits you may have like, say, a new Defender, a .243 with NV scope, a pair of Holland & Hollands and a pack of pedigree dogs.......I'm sure it would go some way to helping me move on from this terrible event.

Thanks in advance chaps.......

That won't cut it fella. You need to get your missus on here on your behalf...

While you are in "hospital"

 

Pref with with a pic of her tits

[albert64 1,882]

Well all I can say is the old f****r I learnt a lot from used to say

 

" trust no one it's easy to steal from your own"

 

Well in this case it's very true, he cast out his tale on a set of barbed trebles

And everyone was hooked,

 

But one day he'll meet the priest,

[king 11,664]

I wonder if the terrier has regained his bark.

[albert64 1,882]

I wonder if the terrier has regained his bark.

It might be the only thing he got back eh

[Fieldsporthunter 1,864]

I was fishing one day and started having a chat with some random guy I never seen before who stated he uses 6 ferrets at a time and has never used a ferret collar and locator.

Same guy said you lot are a bunch of c**ts on here, thl.

Same guy mentioned copy and paste unlicenced terrier work, illegal hunting and police in same sentence.

Same guy has had police to a members door on here.

Same guy is actively trying to stop lurcher work in the area he ferrets by telling farmers gangs of lurchers lads kill sheep.

Same guy said a little bit more but I think you get the picture.

Same man is very foolish saying things like he said to a person he never met before.

If the same man thinks im hiding behind a screen name i am the lad you where talking to at the fishing ponds in the blue and silver Mitsubishi shogun.

 

P.s the lads you called wrong UN's are some of my most trusted mates. Lol.

[NEWKID 26,204]

How strange, because not 5 minutes ago I was attacked whilst......errr.......saving a lone song thrush from the jaws of a marauding Tom cat.

I didn't see the several men that attacked me but they have gouged out one of my eyes and cut all my limbs from my body......I am err, typing this with a pencil in my mouth.

If you could see your way clear to sending me any old bits you may have like, say, a new Defender, a .243 with NV scope, a pair of Holland & Hollands and a pack of pedigree dogs.......I'm sure it would go some way to helping me move on from this terrible event.

Thanks in advance chaps.......

 

I got a shitty Scottish dog and a half drunk flaggon of scrumpy ...... Will that's do??