Jackknife 820 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: I’d rather go lamping an have a wank when I get home then have snip for a shag off the queen a misery My queen had her own snip after our second kid happy days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,483 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 never had it done my self ,had a few mates had it done no issues Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,194 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, W. Katchum said: Fcuk that for a game a soldiers I think it’s the fcuking that causes these appointments 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,923 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, W. Katchum said: Mine bought me a couple lithium batteries, great times perhaps you could return the gesture.....giant pack of AA batteries............ might be over a few folks head that one.... 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,208 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 It's probably best that most mongs on here don't further their DNA. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,378 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 45 minutes ago, TOMO said: perhaps you could return the gesture.....giant pack of AA batteries............ might be over a few folks head that one.... Magic wands come wired for the mains Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Chid said: Magic wands come wired for the mains My missus one doesn't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,642 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, TOMO said: perhaps you could return the gesture.....giant pack of AA batteries............ might be over a few folks head that one.... Ooo ooo I got that one! PS I need a nerd emoji. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,448 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 3 hours ago, TOMO said: perhaps you could return the gesture.....giant pack of AA batteries............ might be over a few folks head that one.... Chasing rabbits round a field for Katchum while the rampant rabbit sorts out the misses 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bush Rummager 3,801 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 True story. Had my opp done on a Friday afternoon. Later that evening my misses, after a few glasses of wine thought it would be funny to offer me a 'bit' knowing i wouldn't be able to manage it. Well it backfired on her didn't it! She's down on all four's beckoning me over thinking she's all nice and safe laughing away.. well, i slammed her half a foot in no time and was rattling my potatoes against her dirt box for a good while after! I paid for it the next day mind! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delboy_187 900 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 Balls are in bits reading this are yous off the head lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,537 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Bush Rummager said: True story. Had my opp done on a Friday afternoon. Later that evening my misses, after a few glasses of wine thought it would be funny to offer me a 'bit' knowing i wouldn't be able to manage it. Well it backfired on her didn't it! She's down on all four's beckoning me over thinking she's all nice and safe laughing away.. well, i slammed her half a foot in no time and was rattling my potatoes against her dirt box for a good while after! I paid for it the next day mind! Thought I was hardcore having a wank a couple of days after mine lol Cheers, D. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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