haymin 2,465 Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Feed her to the dogs ray Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,596 Posted March 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Feed her to the dogs ray don't want to up set Buck stomach 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 462 Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 If you really want to test how much she loves you try Rodeo sex Standing behind the old petal get your self a bit of deep love ball deep While doing this put your right hand under the bra strap and twist your hand over Hold your left hand above your head And shout OH JANE THAT GOOD Yaaaahhhhooooo see how long you can stay on ( this only works if her names not Jane ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil82 1,009 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 dunno what to do with my other half, after too many years in a shit marriage and spending years in a caravan out in the sticks me and Ann got together, taught her to shoot air rifles too bloody well, she can skin rabbits and squirrels in quarter the time it takes me, never a cross word is exchanged between us, just need to teach her how to cook now and things will be nearly perfect Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,854 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 My wifes a horrible fat cow but my girlfriend's good ss gold Mines an angel. Do as I please, cooks my meals, looks after the house andworks same hours as me. Is bbrilliant with my lil girl and tbh just a real good one. Your wife's an angel ?Lucky you, mines still alive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,425 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Haven't got one don't want one and certainly don't need one for a while !! Do as I please come and go as I feel and usually end up in Scotland for a week time to time annoying my butty haymin haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 you just carnt get through to the thick fookers , I give up got few ideas for this summer doing my garden in my new place. so said what I propose to my wife , she said totally different ,may as well talk to Buck or Bryn than that idiot .!! I'd love to know what she says to her mates about you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I feel more Led Dawson is called for..... " Me and the wife had 15 happy years........then we met each other." And my very favourite.......... " I can remember my wedding like it was yesterday........I wish was tomorrow, I wouldn't turn up !" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,041 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Promise of strawberries seems to work. Alternately. .223 open season?Jok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Mine is a little gem. Never complains and is enthusiastic to join in with any of my hobbies, be it gardening, hunting or even my recent suggestion of making all grain ale. I really can't fault her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,677 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Why do yous want your mrs joining in with your hobbies ive never understood that......does it work both ways do you get into her hobbies as well ?......i got into aviary birds a few years back my mrs thinks ive gone nuts and wants nothing to do with it which is fine by me.....i love the girl but im f****d if id want to spend too long with her 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
norseman 424 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 im the same as you gnasher. thats why i took up hunting, so she wouldnt be about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 you just carnt get through to the thick fookers , I give up got few ideas for this summer doing my garden in my new place. so said what I propose to my wife , she said totally different ,may as well talk to Buck or Bryn than that idiot .!! don't tell her what you might do just go ahead and do it,here endeth the lesson lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 lost my 1st wife in her early 30s, she was a cracker lads, and im not joking, every bugger was after her, im not married but with a lady whom i new from my youth, not in the best of health, but wouldnt swap her fer nowt, any woman that can tolerate my foibles, is a goodun, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 where is raymondo, i bet his lady has read his topic, and given him a dam good thrashing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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