gnasher16 29,664 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 I always found fat girls were a great way of getting over a proper bird........take out all your anger and bitterness on them and they still look at you like your the best thing since sliced bread...................then after a couple of weeks move on to a proper bird again...........you get over the last one,fatty gets a good time for a few weeks and the ex gets left in peace.......everyones a winner .........who need Dear Deirdrie ! 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Tell him birds are like pick and mix.. You got to try a few, to find the one you like the best.. Mind some lads are just greedy :laugh: Least he aint paying for divorce and a string of sprogs, tell him he got off lightly 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 I always found fat girls were a great way of getting over a proper bird........take out all your anger and bitterness on them and they still look at you like your the best thing since sliced bread...................then after a couple of weeks move on to a proper bird again...........you get over the last one,fatty gets a good time for a few weeks and the ex gets left in peace.......everyones a winner .........who need Dear Deirdrie ! Its true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 tell him pal the best way to get over 1 is to get on another :yes: ...and another and another and another............................................................................................ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,880 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 When your young and had your first heart break the last thing you want to hear is all the usual platitudes , "plenty more fish in the sea " etc Its just a process you,v got to get through , its a bit like grieving ,there are no short cuts , but being able to talk to someone is a good tool to help you through . Scrolled down saw stans name and thought,,, ahh good this will be a dry one liner,,, only to be disappointed by actual real advise ,,,, Where's the other stan? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Tell her not to baby him,give him a slap round the back of the head and tell him to man up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Never mind your nephew at least he got his end away Just think what its going to be like when tarquin dips his wick and gets fxxked off Haha,,,the one who took my V did just that Broken plenty hearts in my time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) Edited August 31, 2013 by Banter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Least he aint paying for divorce and a string of sprogs, tell him he got off lightly The first might be the deepest cut but marriage is death by a thousand cuts 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Tell him to get with the programme and start pumping and dumping if not ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 the best thing he could do is get onions deep in another new girl. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,594 Posted August 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Least he aint paying for divorce and a string of sprogs, tell him he got off lightly The first might be the deepest cut but marriage is death by a thousand cuts very true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Tell him the rumour round town is that she has got a big spade hanging out the back of her......that should get him over her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,472 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 When your young and had your first heart break the last thing you want to hear is all the usual platitudes , "plenty more fish in the sea " etc Its just a process you,v got to get through , its a bit like grieving ,there are no short cuts , but being able to talk to someone is a good tool to help you through . Scrolled down saw stans name and thought,,, ahh good this will be a dry one liner,,, only to be disappointed by actual real advise ,,,, Where's the other stan? Tomo , I,v seen you mate ,your an Adonis with film star looks , so you don't know what its like to be dumped , I on the other hand am aesthetically challenged so I can sympathise with a fellow ugg whos been dumped . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,393 Posted August 31, 2013 Report Share Posted August 31, 2013 Going through something myself at the mo whenever I've broken up with a girl month later I'm fine (even after 6 years lol) but now.... The mrs has to go back to Mexico to finish R&D studies after two years together as we are so unsure of the future the difficulty is multiplied uncertainty is worse than actually breaking up and a complete headfuck oh well different postcodes :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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