downsouth 6,860 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 My oldest daughter starts at my old school this year and one of the teachers that used to have to deal with me on a regular basis is now the deputy head !! We went to look round with my girl a few time and when I walked in the bloke did a proper double take!!......I said to my wife, there's no way after 25 years and 6 stone heavier that he remembers me, surely?? Luckily, my kids are much nicer than I ever was and schools are pretty cool places now days......certainly better than the " grange hill" type of places of yesteryear And i always had you down as a public schoolboy who was trying to sound like a rough n ready lad but really your a rough lad trying to sound a bit posh. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,601 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Cross country runs........ Just had a shiver down my back, f***ing hated them. I hated running, never seen the point in knackering yourself for nothing. I'd run all day after a football but to cross a line........ Na Hated school+ teachers, it was a S/M WOGBASTON em sorry WOLBASTON lol it was bad school, if you werent in the A class, the b+ c's were just left for building sites or factory fodder , and lot of macho lads there thought they were hard, saw few of them years back ,and they were feck all lol. Funny thing i was 3rd best cross runner in the school, it came in handy keeping me fit all these years, more so lamping where i shouldnt have been Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Small world, I went to Tuxford school and a lot of the Walesby/Ollerton lads went there too but I think it would be after the times you are talking about. One memory of school that sticks out is my geography teacher who was due to retire so didn't give a f**k, he would put a video on and go next door to drink and smoke while we dicked about and one time put porn on by mistake. He once tried to teach us about 'NIMBY' (not in my back yard' and his example was 'how would you feel if they built a motorway nearby, or some black people moved in next door' and then stared intensely at the only black kid in the whole school who happened to be in that class. It was hilarious. I went to tuxford for a year in 6th form after f***ing my exams up at all saints, was that bent science teacher there when you were? my youngest brother used to go there while i was knocking one of his teachers off Was he the drama teacher? It was never proven but there were a lot of rumors about him being a nonce and he was definitely a creepy f****r to be around and loved getting boys to sit on his lap . Do you remember the hotel in Tuxford called the Newcastle Arms? That was still running when I lived there but has been closed for years because the owner was a pedo too and had a whole room of the hotel filled with videos he had made with the locals, it's a good thing I was such an ugly child. But if you know any girls who grew up in Tuxford, avoid. As soon as it was boarded up 'some unnamed people' ripped every bit of copper out of the whole building Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Just read you said 'science teacher'... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ciderbob 121 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 2 tone nike jacket flecked strides and dm boots ,, lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Anfield Comprehensive School for me. 1200, all boys. There is a Facebook page on it entitled 'I Survived Anny Comp'., think that says it all... Edited to add, I fecking loved it, it was all laid on, all we had to do was feck it up.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,771 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 All our old school was good for was preparing you for prison !!........My clearest memory was 3 of us in for the cane off a big Welsh rugby teacher they used to get him to do it as he hit the hardest....horrible big ginger c**t......we had about 5 whacks each he would wind it up like he was giving you the cat o nine tails the noise of it was bad enough the first few me and another kid had a tear running down our cheek...the other lad who im still pals with today just laughed at him !!!Well that made the big ginger c**t more mad he must of give my mate about 20 in the end he was knackered......my pal was hard as nails he gave him a grin and said " i,ll be seeing you in a few years " we must of only been about 12 !......I never forgot that its about the only thing i remember about school.....that and our French teacher cor what a sort !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Stolen VW badges! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
04fox8 168 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Hated school every day I think. I'm the same with milk now, only on cereals, and very seldom at that. Blackboard Dusters, aye, Wooden Rulers, aye, Teachers stickin on the video and going for their smoke, aye, all the same with us. We used to have to walk a good few mile to catch the bus, but if we were in the village (about 1/2 way there) quick enough, we used to get a lift on the back of the milkie's wagon if we threw off a few crates en-route. Some right sedistic nasty b***ards when I was at school, strange how the few I have seen lately have all changed in different ways. They were the ones with the gay pringles and all the flash sh*t. Hard as f**k when they were all there together, but my mate who would have been about 6 stone soaking wet, layed out one of the biggest ones with 1 smack. Shut him up! Hated the place!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,961 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 I must be strange , Cause I loved school . . . Well when I say that I really mean Dinner time as id normally only go to school at Dinner time , them Free Dinner Tickets where Great the best meal I had Monday to Friday , as for fashion Fred Perry , Farah and fukc what shoes where the Range Im struggling to remember . . . Yep school wasn't so bad . . . Now Detention Centre that made Colditz look like the Ritz lol ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mydogscatch 21 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) doc martin boots, addidas bag, songs like black is back i want my baby back, call me and pink floyd brick in the wall,what days they where, also the cane wow better then detention any day who wanted to sit in a class room with a teacher smoking his head of,not me,then we had the mods and rockers era which i just couldnt fit into any so i followed the more romantic era of wham,spandau ballet and soft cell,oh they where the days.oh i wish them days at Stonyhurst College could of been better but i used to hate them bloody dormers at night Edited February 22, 2013 by mydogscatch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kruby01 114 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 we still had the warm milk, we didnt have the cane though thank f**k or id be black and blue still. conker fights but without the string, we just used to throw them at people. setting fire to my science teacher and making knuckle dusters in technology. Liverpool schools......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,428 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 Moved around a bit as a kid ( dis functional family I guess lol), I remember my little brother wearing football boots everyday for a while, he was helping the milkman and he drove his float over my brothers foot... He had tyre marks in the top of his foot lol.... Came back from our stint in Bristol and I started at a comp school, I knew no one and hated it, got stick off a fat kid, who thought he was Cool as... Took it for a few weeks, it got to me a bit... I ended up giving him a good dig in the guts in a walk in cupboard, he wasn't all that and was on his knees... I gained a couple of mates then.... My best mate there a lad called Stacey took a right hiding off of an older lad... I left the school and came back local, I spoke to Stacey years later... He says " remember that hiding I took off that lad".. " yeah" I say ..Stacey says. " I got him in the end, pulled him off his motor bike, give him a hiding and pushed his bike off the end of Exmouth pier".... I found out from my cousin it was all true lol.... The best things come to those who wait..... Talking of egg collections, I had mine in a flip top cigar case, I remember blowing 3 robin eggs cause I kept cracking them...... There's a collection in out family which is over 40 years old everything in it... I've been promised it in years to come...... That'll please the missus lo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,428 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) What about the tracing paper you had a bog roll, go to wipe and it slips right up your back lol Taking a bollocking once off the head, me and the biggest kid in the School ( he was huge tall and fat), the heads ranting at us both, going mental..... Next I hear a little sniff.. I turn round look at the big kid he's crying and got a huge green snot bubble, blowing in and out like a frogs throat out of his nose.... Dirty b*****d lol Edited February 22, 2013 by NEWKID Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 loved school i use to get beaten everyday edit too say i had an affair with the cookery teacher and it felt like a fantasy i never had........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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