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ditchman

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  1. im on my way over...and i will do all the hoovering for you and put fresh flowers in yer shed..
  2. sand gets everywhere............in yer ears in yer gears in yer diff....no wonder he had that irritating smile..
  3. i believe you............ also did you know that Rudolf Hess was Jimmy Carrs grandad....funny old world
  4. Back in the 1980's the view of the church was pro fox hunting and shooting and anti buggery..........how times change as they are now anti fox hunting and shooting and pro buggery....
  5. P.I.E was getting fairly close to it................that set up really needed investigating (Peadophile Information Exchange)
  6. The feckers and the fecked.....just about covers the whole gender thing
  7. i left room on my plate for the rennies...
  8. i allow myself a fry-up once every 2 weeks.... this one will keep me goingthe rest ofthe day
  9. i would do blue murder for saverloy and curry sauce and chips
  10. and they talk about the north /south devide................thank god i say.. would you kiss someone who just put that in his mouth ?
  11. no .....if i remember rightly it was about the same time as the phone hacking thing ...and it was a hack that realeased the information ..which Blair didnt challange
  12. apparently he shagged her in the shower.....................(i dont know why i know that so dont ask for a link)
  13. my gawd ..do i f**k it or eat it ?....looks like a medicle skool prolapse
  14. how come you ended up with crabs then..........
  15. love it ...top write up
  16. Tinned toms on toast splash of woster and a few strips of dried cured smoked streaky.........crac cocaine on a plate
  17. i do the same 'cept i have a few drops of woster sauce and white pepper on the tom's
  18. thought i would go for something spicy ..(not curry) so i did a scratch made cajun jumbalaya... hit the spot..
  19. is that what they call an "anular ring" ?
  20. you get wet far too easily ....you dog
  21. just like another website i know.............always people on here jumping up to the plate to help someone out this is what makes the world continue to go round "Random acts of kindness"
  22. well that xmas for me...all done.......Bubble&squeak and stuffing all the way now...........
  23. with cheese ? whats the dish called "pig in pissflap"......actually it looks like some autumn fungaloid wrapped in streaky....called "cock of the woods"
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