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  1. ditchman
    is "colour service" still relevant ?...............bet that would piss alot of people off......they could stick arry windsor in a bloody apache to draw fire..
  2. ditchman
    be interesting to see how this pans out............... keep buying BAE shares ...you know it makes sense...
  3. ditchman
    7.5 hours cooking...............no way could i wait that long....
  4. ditchman
    now that is nice.....made for BBQ....and baste it with a plum sweet&sour sauce......and just before its done chuck some wet Hickory sawdust on the coals put the lid down for a min............yum yum..yer girlfriends bum
  5. ditchman
    pork belly has got to be the tastiest of all pork cuts.....imlacking teef so i casseroel mine..........you just mention the words BELLY PORK to some young people today and they go green and retch.... look at that plate and all the lovely vedge mash and gravy and strips of pork....loverly
  6. ditchman
    is it in China where they fly "fighting kites"...where they try and chop/cut each other's kite tails ??
  7. ditchman
    remember the "peter powell stunt kite".....
  8. ditchman
    looks ok ......not very much of it tho'......was it worth lighting the fire
  9. ditchman
    i would liquidise that and then lay down on the sofa and mainline that....i can taste it from here..
  10. ditchman
    i rekon we are (some of us) are heading for a barter economy.....(until the govt find a way to tax that fecker)
  11. ditchman
    Anyone use a George Foreman grill ?.......how do you get on with it ...what do you cook with it..... thinking of getting one instead of a panini press....................
  12. ditchman
    there is alot to be said for just having a quick wank........saves a lot of trouble down the line
  13. ditchman
    gave up supplying sweat for Brut33 after Henry died.....then got a contract with "Pagan Man" for the sweat off my left testicle...them were the days boi ...when men were men and women were...errrrr sort of women as well.....they had rotten teeth bright red lipstick...and a smelly hairy gadge....
  14. ditchman
    nuthin wrong with that.....needs a bit of throat lube (gravy) ..tho'
  15. ditchman
    feckin 'ell mel .....readin' all this and you have given me a stiffy
  16. ditchman
    if i had my time again...i would never get marrided again ....i would sub-contract it in as and when
  17. ditchman
    binge watched on DVD Halo (the TV seris) ...awesome....superb cgi.......if you set the player up on settings and wind up the sound bar and woofer...you get blown away
  18. ditchman
    yeah ...got it wrong ...its the coinage i was getting mixed up with...
  19. ditchman
    isnt Charles 3rd facing the wrong way
  20. ditchman
    are they penny cartwheels ?
  21. ditchman
    paid £30b quid for a second hand plain gold band...in the early 80's......the we went to a proper jewler with a design for a chunky carved gold ring with deeply carved intwinning ivy leaves all the way round...with berries... mrs croaked a while back and my daughter wears it now
  22. ditchman
    what metal is that ..copper ?
  23. ditchman
    cant compete with Kanny..that looks awesome... today im mainly full on Birianyi
  24. ditchman
    sweet&sor pan fried fresh vedge ..thinly sliced chicken with thick well seasoned batter..soya sauce on the side jobs a gooden
  25. ditchman
    im on my way over...and i will do all the hoovering for you and put fresh flowers in yer shed..
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