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  1. ditchman
    weird mix that..............just dosnt seem right
  2. ditchman
    he wont be long on this earth....regardless of the armed security he has around him..
  3. ditchman
    Hong-Kong fooey el supa noodle....naught wrong with pot noodles added load of shrimp water chesnut onion spring onion and a homemade plum sweetand sour sauce luvely jubbly
  4. ditchman
    like your style.................we (in our house when she was alive) always shared duties.......she cooked it and i slept it off..
  5. ditchman
    oxtail in any form is the tastiest beef ever....have eaten it in a spag sauce...awesome dude
  6. ditchman
    always being careful not to tread on the hamsters
  7. ditchman
    we are a bit short of daffodils to wander thro around here unfortunatly
  8. ditchman
    if it smells of kippers.....she has been sitting on the ashtry on the sofa all night
  9. ditchman
    they smelt different......and when i say different ....i mean different
  10. ditchman
    mel dear boy we are not talking British Tipton ugly ...we are talking.....inbred ...illiterate rotton teeth ugly.....christ they were that bad if you were to spray channel no5 on a pig ...i would have gone for it........... i did have a girl friend ...her old man was seriously loaded he had about 60 odd lorries hauling oranges...me and him got on well...but his daughter was really tight....couldnt even get a tit squeeze
  11. ditchman
    well they bloody wernt where i was.......................never had so many wanks in my life ....damn near went blind
  12. ditchman
    i was right in the country...just outside Okeechobee............the young women (well most ofthem) were very "catholic" in their outlook on sex before marrige..........there were a few village bikes but christ they were ugly...."they were that bad they would have to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink ".........
  13. ditchman
    was working in Florida when the 1st space shuttle went up...i watched from about 5 miles away.......... it was the only place ive been where i earnt money quicker than i spent it.........nearly didnt come back all i can remember was .....guns ...dogs....shooting...hunting...bit of work...good food...... it was also the only place i didnt have a shag...
  14. ditchman
    dont cook from scratch everyday its a real pain in the arse...so every now and then i get an expensive micr meal (£5 quid) use nice freah vedge added a bit of extra red wine to the beef bouginon......drunk the rest...thats wy me spelin is shit ahhh canr be bothered to type any more im going for a fagand a lay down... gave the bay leaf a pilots liecence please yerselves
  15. ditchman
    i have had many spanners .....i feel your pain.. for a while i used dust extracted wood shavings....dogs loved it and sucked the moisture out of their coats very quickly after working.......Mrs put the end to that as the dogs used to end up in the house now and again.....with the woodshavings....it looked like a feskin timber yard...(anyway thats what she said)
  16. ditchman
    careful with hessian sacks....if the dog chews them it might make him ill.....some of the older sacking was impregnated with chemicals to put off vermin chewing into them...
  17. ditchman
    im pissed on girly petrol so i wil make this quick Bombay buna balls-up with dry roasted madras with sprung onions im off to bed now ..im slaughtered....the lime on it was excellent
  18. ditchman
    sausages look half decent ..
  19. ditchman
    nothing special today snake&pygmy...........nice and easy on the old tum
  20. ditchman
    i would give him £10/tonne for his shit
  21. ditchman
    if you like plenty of hormones go for it.....just pray to god yer tits dont get any bigger....otherwise you might have to self identify when you get back home....to our good old carpet burgers
  22. ditchman
    clever boy.................the chemicals that are in vomit are also in alot of american chocolate.............there was a programe about it a few years back so you are not wrong in what you say
  23. ditchman
    those chalk pops look effin georgeous.......were they grilled ?
  24. ditchman
    you will need a dose of milk of amensia after that (or girlie petrol).....followed by atificial desperation.......
  25. ditchman
    nice chopped up and put in an iceberg salad
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