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ditchman

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  1. nuthin wrong with that.....needs a bit of throat lube (gravy) ..tho'
  2. feckin 'ell mel .....readin' all this and you have given me a stiffy
  3. if i had my time again...i would never get marrided again ....i would sub-contract it in as and when
  4. binge watched on DVD Halo (the TV seris) ...awesome....superb cgi.......if you set the player up on settings and wind up the sound bar and woofer...you get blown away
  5. yeah ...got it wrong ...its the coinage i was getting mixed up with...
  6. isnt Charles 3rd facing the wrong way
  7. are they penny cartwheels ?
  8. paid £30b quid for a second hand plain gold band...in the early 80's......the we went to a proper jewler with a design for a chunky carved gold ring with deeply carved intwinning ivy leaves all the way round...with berries... mrs croaked a while back and my daughter wears it now
  9. what metal is that ..copper ?
  10. cant compete with Kanny..that looks awesome... today im mainly full on Birianyi
  11. sweet&sor pan fried fresh vedge ..thinly sliced chicken with thick well seasoned batter..soya sauce on the side jobs a gooden
  12. im on my way over...and i will do all the hoovering for you and put fresh flowers in yer shed..
  13. sand gets everywhere............in yer ears in yer gears in yer diff....no wonder he had that irritating smile..
  14. i believe you............ also did you know that Rudolf Hess was Jimmy Carrs grandad....funny old world
  15. Back in the 1980's the view of the church was pro fox hunting and shooting and anti buggery..........how times change as they are now anti fox hunting and shooting and pro buggery....
  16. P.I.E was getting fairly close to it................that set up really needed investigating (Peadophile Information Exchange)
  17. The feckers and the fecked.....just about covers the whole gender thing
  18. i left room on my plate for the rennies...
  19. i allow myself a fry-up once every 2 weeks.... this one will keep me goingthe rest ofthe day
  20. i would do blue murder for saverloy and curry sauce and chips
  21. and they talk about the north /south devide................thank god i say.. would you kiss someone who just put that in his mouth ?
  22. no .....if i remember rightly it was about the same time as the phone hacking thing ...and it was a hack that realeased the information ..which Blair didnt challange
  23. apparently he shagged her in the shower.....................(i dont know why i know that so dont ask for a link)
  24. my gawd ..do i f**k it or eat it ?....looks like a medicle skool prolapse
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