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ditchman

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  1. you must have picked a dandylion..........always happens
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    Snow

    well ...you know what they say about yellow snow..................never eat it
  3. poached egg ...simples and sausages you can crush with your toungue and squeeze thro the gaps in your teeth.....(army breakfast sausages)
  4. sorry that looks a bit dire................are you slimming dear ?
  5. thats nearly a small stotty...just needs ....beans....mushrooms...tinned toms...and brown sauce on it
  6. sweet chili chicken and noodles fresh chili..dry chili...chicken rolled in a mix of flour...baking powder...pepper...salt..mustard powder...chili powder... didnt get as far as the sitting room...ravished it on the worktop...
  7. and we all know what"peg" you like mr mel..and you wont be standing on it ...more sitting on it
  8. roasted pheasant made with proper gravy and served with in season vedge ..sherried and buttered carrots is surblime the pheasant must be stuffed with homemade stuffing and fresh herbs and the gravy made with the lights boiled lights of the bird and gravy powder and a spoy of sherry...and the bird must be roasted with strips of streaky bacon on the breast
  9. excellent ...love the square plate
  10. lamb looks perfect.....i dont like overdone ...but i hate underdone...it will make me spew up...that looks as i say just right
  11. im totally slautered /mutherless on 2 massive G&T's.... this is whati capped them off with... going for a lay down now ...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  12. that looks supreme....spot or 2 of lee&perrins on the toms please
  13. i was going to put up my "meatballs in vedge ..gravy casserole"..... cooked it ......tasted it......binned it.... it was feckin awful had sardines on toast....i now smell like the inside of a bloody cats gob
  14. love to see spatchcock..............dont often see it....its lovely on a BBQ.....thing of the past what a lot of folk have forgotten about
  15. make like a cat..................go and evaquate your bowels in next doors garden
  16. buy shares in "soylent green"
  17. they will only be using artilary tacticle ones ...dont worry
  18. major war wont be averted as it is too good for buisness........................and its big buisness that runs this world....get the idea ? as soon as the Ukraine fracas ends it will be big payday for alot of companies doing the rebuild and supplying equipment etc.....
  19. my mrs used to do "dead baby stew".....sausages tin of chopped toms and spuds..........loverly
  20. Ku Ku Wali..........when i lived in the dark continant my ole cook Abdu used to cook this for me at least once/week never ever got tired of it....my tum goes Waheeyyyy..when i have it no herbs or spices at all...very very easy to digest
  21. red sky at nite yew know tomorrow is going to be shite
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