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ditchman

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  1. doing a tandorri for 2 morrow....i use a very rough ground tandorri spice...added ginger ...garlic...lemon....chili flakes ...oil ...garlic (fresh).... then rubbed it into the chick breasts...will leave it overnight in the fridge....will make a bombay boona to go with it..then serve up with quatered lime and bas' rice .....................................................BOMBAY BUNA BOOGALOO FROM BOOGISTAN
  2. the 2 worstb airlines i flew in were SABENA.....(such a bloody experience never again) Air Uganda the airuganda wasnt allowed to land at Heathrow because the electronics never worked proper....the flight i missed out of Juba airport....cause i got a puncture in thelandrover...and the flight left early ...crashed in Rome (lucky escape)
  3. i did hear a stat' that at any one time 78% of indians have the squits............
  4. you are quite right....but i chucked a load of extra vedge in........i was looking for a quick no-brainer meal without the faff and it was ok...not as good as homemade stuff ... ive just rubbed a tandorri homemade powder into a couple of chicken breasts...with a bit of oil and garlic and chucked it in the fridge overnight...for 2moz
  5. carrabean rice with extra stir fried vedge...and BBQ ribs from the ye ole co-op........not as good as homemade but nice and tasty for some quick nosh
  6. thank gawd ...real food....seeing all them pictures of that green stuff gave me a heart attak
  7. make a change from last year......that fresh ginger butt plug was a bit hot
  8. what a bummer.....i bet that really hit you..
  9. wont put anything xmasy up ...just cant be arsed....just have some nice foody bits and pieces and lots of bubble and squeak
  10. what are you doing on here.....you told me you were going stalking in yer woodland and reproffing your caravan roof there........"ooohhh i shall be incomunicado for a few days shit "
  11. quite honestly ...that scrimbled egg looks quite nice......i have put alot of strange stuff in my mouff over the years....but advocado and olives and raw tomatoes ...just make me retch...just the thought of them makes me gerp.... i proberly need some sort of councilling
  12. proper man food..........thats just full of testosterone ..........your mrs is in for a nice surprise after her film
  13. weird mix that..............just dosnt seem right
  14. he wont be long on this earth....regardless of the armed security he has around him..
  15. Hong-Kong fooey el supa noodle....naught wrong with pot noodles added load of shrimp water chesnut onion spring onion and a homemade plum sweetand sour sauce luvely jubbly
  16. like your style.................we (in our house when she was alive) always shared duties.......she cooked it and i slept it off..
  17. oxtail in any form is the tastiest beef ever....have eaten it in a spag sauce...awesome dude
  18. always being careful not to tread on the hamsters
  19. we are a bit short of daffodils to wander thro around here unfortunatly
  20. if it smells of kippers.....she has been sitting on the ashtry on the sofa all night
  21. they smelt different......and when i say different ....i mean different
  22. mel dear boy we are not talking British Tipton ugly ...we are talking.....inbred ...illiterate rotton teeth ugly.....christ they were that bad if you were to spray channel no5 on a pig ...i would have gone for it........... i did have a girl friend ...her old man was seriously loaded he had about 60 odd lorries hauling oranges...me and him got on well...but his daughter was really tight....couldnt even get a tit squeeze
  23. well they bloody wernt where i was.......................never had so many wanks in my life ....damn near went blind
  24. i was right in the country...just outside Okeechobee............the young women (well most ofthem) were very "catholic" in their outlook on sex before marrige..........there were a few village bikes but christ they were ugly...."they were that bad they would have to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink ".........
  25. was working in Florida when the 1st space shuttle went up...i watched from about 5 miles away.......... it was the only place ive been where i earnt money quicker than i spent it.........nearly didnt come back all i can remember was .....guns ...dogs....shooting...hunting...bit of work...good food...... it was also the only place i didnt have a shag...
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