ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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my eyes are getting heavy...just knock this post out before i go for a laydown .....will save my cream sundea for later..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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nice with horseradish sauce
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ooohhh that looks nice
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Co-op.............i would go do-lally if i were near an Iceland......they have some damn good stuff
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Processed food..........i just need "the hit" sometimes........apologies to all the proper foodies on here....
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"eat shit and die...mutherfeckar"
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report back .......
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Fusion food...the marrage of Whitley Bay scampi and the far east .....Yyyyeyeaaahhhhh baaby,,
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went shopping this morning...i was bleedin starving when i got back..so rattled this up with onion and cumberland gravy PS....nice looking lamb arry
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i dont know whether my eyes are deceiving me.............but briefly looking at the Markles Nigerian tour...Megan markle has changed colour....she looks DARKER....is she trying to re-enforce her roots.........?.........one of my mates has looked closer at the footage and it appears that some of her DARK colouring has rubbed off on Harry's shoulder sick buckets are filling up....fingers down the old throat again
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crispy hamsters cooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........tossed and fricasaied
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after i had taken the pics i put some of the nice juice from the caldron over it .......the chicken and vedge were really moist anyway
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are you a fan of grilled/charred vedge?........i am.. lots of folk moan at me saying it will give you cancer...i think in moderation its fine... any hows its reet tasty like that
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Grilled tandori and vedge ......you just have got to have lime with it
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Beef stroganoff (for a change).....sauce made using creme freshe....mustard...beef stock,,,paprika
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we dont go for touching each other as a greeting in norfolk........we put a lighted roll up in our mouth and say the following words "hay yer fartha gort a dicky bu...?"......."blast boi thats darrk owa wills muthers" then you reply................"arrr and oiv gort a field to put him in an awl"
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ooohhh so you use Brasilian hamsters...........have you got a liecence to import them?
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do you have the same trouble when you take your hamster out and wash&blow dry it in the Gents......bet it raises a few eyebrows
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you pervert...you always have to lower the tone..............you know im not like that
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my mate is very "careful" with money ...which his wife didnt like....and when she needed something...there was usually an agument ...........one time the husband commented that she wasnt agueing anymore....she said she had been doing therapy..................and told him she had been cleaning the toilet with his tooth brush for the last month.. women will always get you/win
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its bloody rank.............some bloke standing next to me ......he had just crawled out of the pub.....he could bearly stand up....and to knock the drops off....i shit you not ....he thought he was cracking a bloody whip..... f**k i backed off quick...it was going everywhere.....i always make sure that there is at least one empty stall either side of me now.... talk about golden showers eggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
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going to the smelly public toilets on market day ...standing next to some old drunken fart in the stalls who is vigourously shaking his flacid dick to knock the drops off ...then you feel some of the warm piss drops on the back of your hand and god knows where else dirty old drunken sods
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English al-a-carte sausages in a cumberland and oinion sauce.....
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nice tasty looking omlette... havnt had an omlette for ages....its now on my list
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cheers my friend.....its all co-op stuff...and being well retired i have alot of time to plan....i cook like this for a few days then its back to black pud and beans and chips ....a few "ping" meals...and snacking.....(normal stuff)
