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  1. ditchman
    what was the problem...too much oil...?
  2. ditchman
    pearl barley was made for stews....very rarely see it used now
  3. ditchman
    simple fayre today.....gave my plums a good squeeze to get the excess juice out so the toast didnt get wet ...white pepper and woster sauce.....yum ...just the job
  4. ditchman
    next time put the toilet roll in the fridge ..
  5. ditchman
    and her sex god is in souff africa..... (and to think they nearly ended up as prime minister and deputy prime minister)
  6. ditchman
    yeah i did read that....its appalling.....he will proberly write a book about it.......did he actually fly the apaches or was he the gun-man.....
  7. ditchman
    is "colour service" still relevant ?...............bet that would piss alot of people off......they could stick arry windsor in a bloody apache to draw fire..
  8. ditchman
    be interesting to see how this pans out............... keep buying BAE shares ...you know it makes sense...
  9. ditchman
    7.5 hours cooking...............no way could i wait that long....
  10. ditchman
    now that is nice.....made for BBQ....and baste it with a plum sweet&sour sauce......and just before its done chuck some wet Hickory sawdust on the coals put the lid down for a min............yum yum..yer girlfriends bum
  11. ditchman
    pork belly has got to be the tastiest of all pork cuts.....imlacking teef so i casseroel mine..........you just mention the words BELLY PORK to some young people today and they go green and retch.... look at that plate and all the lovely vedge mash and gravy and strips of pork....loverly
  12. ditchman
    is it in China where they fly "fighting kites"...where they try and chop/cut each other's kite tails ??
  13. ditchman
    remember the "peter powell stunt kite".....
  14. ditchman
    looks ok ......not very much of it tho'......was it worth lighting the fire
  15. ditchman
    i would liquidise that and then lay down on the sofa and mainline that....i can taste it from here..
  16. ditchman
    i rekon we are (some of us) are heading for a barter economy.....(until the govt find a way to tax that fecker)
  17. ditchman
    Anyone use a George Foreman grill ?.......how do you get on with it ...what do you cook with it..... thinking of getting one instead of a panini press....................
  18. ditchman
    there is alot to be said for just having a quick wank........saves a lot of trouble down the line
  19. ditchman
    gave up supplying sweat for Brut33 after Henry died.....then got a contract with "Pagan Man" for the sweat off my left testicle...them were the days boi ...when men were men and women were...errrrr sort of women as well.....they had rotten teeth bright red lipstick...and a smelly hairy gadge....
  20. ditchman
    nuthin wrong with that.....needs a bit of throat lube (gravy) ..tho'
  21. ditchman
    feckin 'ell mel .....readin' all this and you have given me a stiffy
  22. ditchman
    if i had my time again...i would never get marrided again ....i would sub-contract it in as and when
  23. ditchman
    binge watched on DVD Halo (the TV seris) ...awesome....superb cgi.......if you set the player up on settings and wind up the sound bar and woofer...you get blown away
  24. ditchman
    yeah ...got it wrong ...its the coinage i was getting mixed up with...
  25. ditchman
    isnt Charles 3rd facing the wrong way
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