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ditchman

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  1. that dosnt even remotly look like her someone has paid a couple of actors to wander quickly around the farm shop so some parasite can doa quick phone video to make some money
  2. easy/healthy/tasty/quick give me ole tum a rest..........not everyones cup of tea ..ive been eating this since i was a boy
  3. that looks supreme......i made spag-bol with oxtail a while ago...christ it was nice
  4. im sure it was very nice.....was there chutney with it ?
  5. what italiano bumhole cheese.....goats cheese wrapped in a cleaned and stretched anus.........very avant gaurde...
  6. whats the thing that looks like a bumhole ?
  7. hhahhahhaaaaa.....looks familiar
  8. what MP was it several years ago who was found dead on the kitchen table wearing stockings and suspenders anf bra.. and a plastic bag over his head........police reported "he died in the throws of having a gasper" how embarrasing for the family
  9. Good old pie-chips&gravy whats not to like
  10. 9/11 was in a pub at winchester..we were at the bar and moaning at the bar maid to turn the TV off as it was another cheap disaster movie......she said it was real....then we watched and sat there totally dumbfounded
  11. AAhhhhhh theold famous......"Dog poop pie"........gone out of fashion for some reason
  12. was doing a construction in Plymouth...walked down to pick the papers up in the morning.....no cars wizzing about ..really quiet..it was really strange.....went into the agents half a doz people in there all deathly quiet reading papers...then i found out........ honestly it wasnt a big surprise....she had gone wild and out of control......
  13. country boy nosh.................the gravy was devine...have some left over that will go on a Pukka pie an'chips tomorrow...happy days
  14. nothin wrong with Pukka poi's
  15. doing the belly pork as we speak.....put in some cider vinegar.....that really did the trick...it tasts a bit tangy and appley now....i shall leave it now to bubble away ..then heat it up for a hour tomorrow....remove from the pot and thicken the sauce up with some cornflower...jobs a gooden anyway thats the plan
  16. ooooohhhhhhh leeks love to sit in a nice sauce ....yes-sirrr--eeeeeee
  17. slow casseroled belly pork with mash pots andloads of cabbage and gravy
  18. like the rest of you on here ...it is important for the food to look nice before i eat it.................some of what you boys put up on here is effin mouthwatering ...even if it is just plain and simple...... tomorrow im doing good old 1960's farm worker food...if it turns out alright i will post it up
  19. mondaystir fry...........put in a large handful of fine chopped sweetheart cabbage.....it cooked down to nuthin
  20. many years ago in norwich jamy oliver opened up a small resteraunt .....it was horrifically expensive and always totally packed out........then all of a sudden people stopped going...then couple of weeks later it closed...never to be seen again.. these type of places have a shelf life..
  21. look at the alternative.....President Blair Vice president prescott ....President corbyn vice pres' abbott............
  22. thats fair enough...........its just that i think ..since the so called energy crisis it has given all the chip shops liecence to double and triple their prices......... you are in a totally different league to me food and money wise...so if that pleases you i have no right to castigate you i will stick to my fray-bentos suet pud and marrowfat peas......living the dream
  23. looks like 8 chips to be..........people are stoopid enough to buy it ...£32 quid for chopped spud and a bit of fish....... beyond belief.................emperors new clothes syndrome methinks
  24. disgusting ...throw it away.....(i will be hiding in your bin)...
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