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  1. mel b
    If you wanted to keep it quiet mate , you shouldn't have put the video on takingitupthebum.com . You did get a lot of likes though
  2. mel b
    He didn't look into my eyes , he was too busy watching my nuts jump . How did your colonoscopy go mate ?. Did the hamster bite the doctors finger again
  3. mel b
    You don't half like hard graft dude
  4. mel b
    How feckin dare you try to feauge shame me. Feauging is perfectly normal , and just good clean fun !!! How's the munting going anyways ?.
  5. mel b
    Cheers mack. I'll have a mooch.
  6. mel b
    They've all gone now . The doctor gave me some cream .
  7. mel b
    Can I do that from the first video tomo ?. I'm not very techy.
  8. mel b
    I'd love to have a mooch around a place like that mack.
  9. mel b
    It's a seafood jumble sale .
  10. mel b
    I've just watched it tomo. It's very interesting. Are you going to try it ?. I'm very tempted to give it a go next year.
  11. mel b
    So did you shock those GILFs , and were you awesome ?
  12. mel b
    That one ticks all the boxes for me mate
  13. mel b
    Poo puncher .
  14. mel b
    Or crafty butcher .
  15. mel b
    Be a waste not to mate. Might make a nice hand warmer on these cold winter mornings. Certainly be a change from warming my hands in a freshly gutted rabbit.
  16. mel b
    f**k that. If I've gone to all the trouble of getting close enough to touch the sausage, then I'm f***ing well touching it .
  17. mel b
    That's top grub mack . I could just sit there and graze all day .
  18. mel b
    I've got to be honest Mack , it's not every bloke that gets to see Eva Brauns undercrackers .
  19. mel b
    It had to be done .
  20. mel b
    What did they smell like ?
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  22. mel b
    I could just eat my way through that lot right now mack .
  23. mel b
    I've acquired a few more cigars.
  24. mel b
    That's odd , I like lime pickle . I like peaches , but can't stand peach flavoured things , I'm the same with , bananas , water melon , and a few other things.
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