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  1. mel b

    Temu

    I've never left the UK mack . The Isle of Wight was pushing it for me . My mrs has done her share of travelling, and so have the kids , but I've just never wanted to . I love the UK, and I haven't finished looking around it all yet. I love to read your travel stories , and hear the stories my friends and relatives bring home from around the globe , but I just don't get the urge to do it myself. I'm never happier , than when I'm sitting in a highseat waiting for a deer . Mooching along a hedgerow with my rimfire looking for a couple of rabbits , or just sitting outside my tiny
  2. You just had to go and lower the tone didn't you ??? .
  3. mel b

    Temu

    It's funny. I've worked with plenty of Germans, and a couple of Austrians, but considering how close the countries are , and both seem to speak the same language . They seem to be polar opposites in attitudes and temperaments.
  4. Looking at your pics , and hearing your travelling tales , I reckon you've seen more than most of us would see in five lifetimes mate .
  5. mel b

    Temu

    What puts you off Germany mack ?. You seem to love just about everything.
  6. That's not a breakfast mack , that's a pudding for after you've eaten your real breakfast .
  7. I don't ever remember having onion rings on a breakfast , but now that you've mentioned it , I really want to try it.
  8. I'm not sure what it is , but if it's got bacon , it'll taste amazing .
  9. I have to disagree on the hash brown issue. Hash browns, with a little bit of fried tomato, and a dash of black pepper , are amazing . However. Hash browns should always be an accompaniment, never ever a replacement .
  10. I know, I'd expect better from a (rogue) long standing member of thl .
  11. That's how breakfast is supposed to work . You eat until you feel like a burst sofa , then you sit down , and rub your belly until lunchtime .
  12. The grub looks spot on , but the plate to food ratio is all wrong . I'd suggest another two sausages , two extra slices of bacon ,and another egg .
  13. mel b

    Temu

    How do I get on temu ?. I want some of this gear for next years gay pride festival 🥸
  14. He's as innocent as oj Simpson was
  15. It's like they just don't hear or understand what's being said , and they are completely unaware of the blindingly obvious truth. I've often wondered if politicians start life as scumbags , or if they start off as decent human beings , with a desire to do the right thing , but then the political system( and getting their snout in the trough) turns them into lieing cheating scumbags ?.
  16. Did they taste of asshole ?.
  17. That's not a hotel room tomo , it's a porn set. Keep your clothes on because you're definitely being secretly filmed .
  18. That looks feckin excellent .
  19. mel b

    Hgv

    I've been driving hgv for more years than I care to remember, and I've had a proper gut full of it now. Just remember, that it'll soon become as easy as driving your car , and , don't forget to cover your skips.
  20. This is the stuff. I've never heard of it before.
  21. Sad but true mack. My lad brought me a bottle of rum a couple of weeks ago . I haven't got the foggiest idea what it's like , but I'm looking forward to trying it.
  22. I haven't touched any kind of tobacco for about ten years . I hated smoking cigarettes, but I really miss Cuban cigars. I enjoyed it so much , that I almost had another one ( but didnt dare). I stumbled across the Cubans in my old humidor(that my old man made for me about 20 years ago). I'd completely forgotten that I still had cigars in the house. I thought that it would be rank after so long , but the cigar was as fresh as the day it went in there. I might start having a Cuban and a glass of rum occasionally when I'm sat outside at my woodland. It's a fine place to sit on a
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