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In all honesty wilf , I haven't let my lads look in bins for years . The shit you breath in will f***ing kill you. I only pointed out all of the rules a few months ago to wind seagull up , because he's such a f***ing bell end.

Only two toast ????. You're a bit of a puff if you ask me .

A lot of health and safety is good stuff , but a lot of it is complete and utter nonsense . Our guys at work run around in live traffic all day (sometimes dual carriageways etc ), dragging a pair of bins behind them( the first few hours in the dark at this time of year) , but they aren't allowed to cross the roads when they're back at the yard . It's f***ing ridiculous nonsense dreamed up by a pencil pusher that knows f**k all. I have to take a 30 minute tacho break , and the toilet is a 6 minute walk because we're not allowed to cross the road , and have to walk half way around the

Has anyone seen the new peaky blinders film yet ?..

Yep . Most of your average council workers day is taken up by doing mentally retarded shite , because some mental member of the public , complained to some mental pencil pusher that knows f**k all . It makes us look like complete twats , that are lazy and thick . That's the way that local government works . I dread to think what it must be like at Central government level.

I see you've worked for the council then wilf . That sounds like my daily routine.

He was a vile beast, and the world is a better place now that he's gone.

I call mine the spastic , and sometimes the angry dwarf , because she's short and vexed .

My mrs became a curling addict during the winter Olympics. She's taken to sliding around the house on one foot ,,and has ruined the laminate.

I'd be all over that mate.

f**k me dai , it's like something from Harry Potter.

One of my favourite breakfasts , is rabbit liver and kidneys on toast. When I'm out early with the rifle , I'll put the rabbits livers and kidneys in a bag as I gut them. When I get home, they gets washed , and left to soak in salty watcher , while I , skin , butcher, vac pac, the rabbits . Then my mrs fries them up with garlic and onions while I have a shower , and serves them up on crunchy brown toast . The same goes for venison kidneys . I often give some venison away , but I never give the kidneys away, they're always mine .

Worst case of pussy whipped I've ever seen to be honest juke .