mel b

You'll have to excuse him , he's new here . When I say he's new here , I mean he's new to planet earth .

You've earned that bap mate .

I wouldn't worry about it gnash. Once the shit really hits the fan , and society crumbles ( and it certainly looks like its coming). Those victims , will just be easy food for those that know how to survive. I draw the line at eating a ginger though . They just smell of wee.

You f***ing tell him peaches .

Fantastic news that he's been found . Hopefully he'll soon be back to full health , and home with his family .

I can't be of any use in the search , but I can keep my fingers crossed for his safe return , and if theirs any kind of fund to help with costs, I can certainly help with that .

What can I say mate. We all need a hobby .

So French then?.

My soup dianne was f***ing delicious .

Mate that looked so tasty , until you put a banana on it.

It looked like a cracking place. Nice and quiet, just how I like it .

You made a constipation pudding

Room with a view. It don't get much better than that mate .

Where are you dc ?. That looks like my kind of place.