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  1. mackay
    Bet you moved a bit quicker when you heard his zip going down.
  2. mackay
    Most vets will do it at your home now mate.
  3. mackay
    Stand at the seaside, couple of well placed (and secured chips attached) easy peasy. Mines is John Smiths please.
  4. mackay
    What?, you mean like with a tow rope and jump leads?.
  5. mackay
    It's heating or eating says the morbidly obese fcuker with the nicotene fingers being interviewed.
  6. mackay
    Hope the poor sods make it out.
  7. mackay
    Being claustrophobic it gives me the fear even thinking about it. The hunt for red october gave me fecking nightmares.
  8. mackay
    I'd be fine, never without my swiss army knife with tin opener attachment.
  9. mackay
    Holy Fcuk, that's rich coming from you.
  10. mackay
    Pretty much the same scenario with Trump and Biden, Trump couldn't go for a shit but it made the news. You rarely hear about Biden in any way shape or form.
  11. mackay
    Remember beetle juice , that's his wee cousin blackcurrant juice.
  12. mackay
    At least you caught on mate, there's still folk driving about in their cars themselves with masks on.
  13. mackay
    Pontoon eyes, one sticking and one twisting.
  14. mackay
    Dragged out, straight back on a fcuking dingy, any bleeding heart fcuker is welcome to a seat next to them. I'd happily chip in for petrol.
  15. mackay
    Wasn't getting that much to keep it open.
  16. mackay
    Any, I'm not racist.
  17. mackay
    Clearly looked at Britain as a whole with a view to conquering it and went for the soft part first.
  18. mackay
    No truth then that Mohammed McGintys goat is number one in the Irish charts then ?.
  19. mackay
    Make no bones about it mate, there's white fcukers out there who would get down on a prayer mat and pray to allah just to get the boot into the British establishment.
  20. mackay
    Add to that your average Russian is way more used to hardship than your average westerner.
  21. mackay
    I'll let you know mate, I've got an app on my phone.
  22. mackay
    I watched a programme a lot of years back where a woman intentionally blinded herself because " she knew" she was always meant to be blind. Put acid in her eyes (if I remember correctly) and lived happily ever after.
  23. mackay
    After what Harry boy has done I'm probably in front of him.
  24. mackay

    Dog shit

    mackay replied to Greyman's topic in General Talk

    Could be a big cat mate. Be careful.
  25. mackay
    How is it we have so many fat starving people?.
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