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nans pat

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  1. ive 1 to try this year,first x beddy,grey,x squirt,[saluki lurcher]5n1/2 months now.
  2. ffs,lads shes only after arriving in with a special chow mein n a curry chip,ime ateing it fook the dogs.lol
  3. an asylum seeker catched a leprecon and gets granted 3 wishs to let him go, first.i want a big house,,pow it appears second,i want a million pounds,,pow it appears. third,i want to be british,,pow its all gone.what happened he says,leprecon sez your british now mate your entitled to fook all,
  4. the ould lobsters tasty boiled alive,how fars it go,
  5. over here they just opened the gates,fella i know served 2yrs of a 600year sentence,thats goverments for you we dont do deals with terrorists,
  6. well on the internet you can make a bad dog look good,theres a few at that oul carryon photos of lamped hares ect,photo took the next morning.lol imo,a good dog should be going consisdent 4 or 5 seasons,there hard to get and when you get 1 look after it.
  7. them wee saches outta iceland 5 for a pound,lol.plus 2 extra now.lol
  8. be a handy wee dog if your just out for a mooch about with the lurcher,just stand back quiet like hope for a bolt,
  9. i threw a good staying saluki lurcher over my pure whippet,only had 3 pups and all them can stay,they stay longer than the ma in law when she comes to visit,lolol
  10. was the wee dumpy bottles with wee willie on it newcastle brown.
  11. good well proved producer saluki saturated lurcher.lmo
  12. nans pat

    Dreams ?

    i woke this morning and said to the wife i had a wet dream about you last night,awk love she said what happened all smiles,.i sez i dreamt a bus run over the top of you and i pished myself laughing.
  13. On my very first driving lesson, my instructor told me that, and it's stuck with me ever since - "assume everyone else is an idiot"..........number of years driving - nearly 30, number of accidents - nil ! Must be good advice........ ime the oppisite,.i must just be unlucky everybody seem to run into the back of me.sore necks allround.
  14. A former top pro who fought Sugar Ray Leonard you mean ?......from a family of former world champions..........slightly different to having a few brawls outside a caravan mate im sure you would agree sugar ray,also fought dave boy green.was he worthy of a crack at the title.
  15. never look a gift horse in the mouth,
  16. mayweathers oul fella pulls the strings dont he,
  17. true that mate, a dog can only do so much , I ve read few times in the papers where they shot the dogs, or like the above or poisoned them . I still think the best type a vocal dog though either a jack , or gsd as both are vocal to at least warn you , but above no dog will stop scum if they really want to get in . thats it,ive a wee yorki bitch 6 or 7 tts kicks up f==k ,fore warned is fore armed.
  18. road racing cushty,sulkis
  19. hurricane higgins used to say ,oh sorry i slipped of the pink and went into the brown,lol
  20. theres a lot of internet dogs with a promotional team behind the scenes,.seen a few of them here,
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