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Everything posted by abarrett
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No get the hatstand Your never without hope with the hatstand Bonus is get a new one and still have most your Money left for therapy Don't listen to these lads Listen to the voices in your head HATSTAND
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A terrier man knocks the door of a brothel A woman answers and asks what he wants The terrier man asks what can I get for £1.50p The lady says go have a wank 3 minutes later the terrier man returned and knocked the door again The Same lady answers and says what now The terrier lad say WHO DO I PAY
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A brown fella runs into the doctors screaming and shouting help me help me I'm melting Doctor says calm down man you've got the shits
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It's a common fact that very few women propose to men The reason for this is If a woman stands in front of a man then goes down on one knee The man will without a doubt unzip
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The black bird at the bottom of our garden has definitely started mating I heard her the other morning OOOH WINSTON GIVE IT TO ME
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I'm a rat man best job in the world I've seen most things From naturists to a collector of bottled piss I've seen pictures on bedroom walls of wives of all shapes n sizes dressed in milk maid outfits ,rabbit outfits the lot I've dragged stuff out from under beds that was thicker than a 2 ltr flask Great job Wouldn't swap it for anything
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Look on the bright side Some imported disease or smoking/passive smoking or even a ruck sack Will get you before the lead poisoning lol
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I can't believe that bloke called radio 2 and told everyone he keeps the cat numbers down In my opinion he should of kept his mouth shut and continued the good work
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Its a wonder some one some where hasn't come up with the idea Of putting all the laws ,rules ,etiquette and care for a shotgun/ firearm In a book to give to new applicants Then make them sit a theory test at £50 a try
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Just call the dog in if its wet it's raining put your coat on If it's dry put your coat on because it's going to rain
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At least he's asking for help with his problem
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A cat
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I've heard the Welsh are starting to wear kilts Because the sheep recognise the sound of a zip
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There's nothing worse than hair in your food
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Killed a wasp in my house yesterdaySaw a bumble bee this afternoon What's going on
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Lad I know ordered a xlarge mug off the internet Offer was white mug with your name printed on £1 free post Got the mug as promised but his name was spelt wrong He emailed the firm about the mistake (??? For a quid???) They told him to bin it and they would replace it and they apologise Instead of binning it he took it to the post office return to sender with no stamp So they had to pay the £3.40p when it got there A couple of days later a box arrived with the new cup inside The spelling was correct but it didn't say his name in big letters it said TWAT don't know if this counts bu
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Saw a video on YouTube Shopping trolley fox trap Brilliant idea Giz a look
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I dressed close to 600 for a farmer on the Monday Tuesday before Christmas biggest 56lb smallest 9lb Only had to send 23 to market and they where minor casualties Even those fetched good money
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Let me put your mind at rest There are few things in this world I can truly say I hate But cats are firmly top of the list So a cat doing 500 rpm has the potential to entertain me So I would willingly make my way across a field to watch Don't get me wrong it's a cruel and the wrong thing to do and I would free said cat Eventually
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Done
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Not here you don't you pay your money to start the process if you are unsuccessful it's none refundable
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Never mind the crows that would attract me
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Don't waste your money on plastic owls I've got a full size plastic Eagle owl you might as well put a bucket out Get some crow decoys and a call I do like the cat idea though you don't need to go far to find a cat by the road side
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Shame it wasn't a dozen cats
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May be not for damage but you can when the mess leaves a health risk From slips and trips to Infection control I would like to start a campaign A national pigeon day Every Sunday morning every one who ownes a shot gun should be made as part of their grant requirements To stand in a garden/park or town centre and shoot every pigeon they see Then in the afternoon the air rifle lads take over to shoot the ones that hide Then anyone who hasn't got a gun gets a whippy cane stick and trashes anyone they see throwing Corn down in a public place Should only take a couple of weeks to
