Blackbriar

Gary Glitter is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one. It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.

Fook its hot in Carmarthen

Don't you hate spineless little tossers who go round not paying People

when did prince william leave the IRA

if you v got a room 10 ft 5 ins x 6 ft 7ins ,,,what is the square footage

How pathetic can ya get?

I think I need to change my perfume ,,,,,,

RIP to one of my best friends tomorrow gunna be hard as f**k saying goodbye. Life's wank sometimes.

F**kin' Back's Gone! That's me on the Valium .....

nick cotten dead or alive?

What do you call a russian with three balls?

Congratulations to Pip 1968 , on being made a mod , well over due mate .

still off the rollups last one was Thursday dinner

Roses are red, violets are blue, we're gonna have sex coz i'm stronger than you.

5 hrs without a rollup thank god for ecigs lol

Being schizophrenic is not easy. I have to be careful not to take more of our medication than allowed.

I said to my wife, "When you die can I film it?" She said, "No you can't you sick b*****d. Why would you want to do that?" I said, "I just thought it would give our wedding video a happy ending."

Need a poo, 36 hours and still no erruption

Watching the proper, Danish version of " The Killing " Sarah Lund, the cop, has an arse I could absolutely look at for hours. And the politicians PA / Girlfriend is searing Hot!

Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black," the non-racist version of "Snow White," has been put on hold. All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Pimp, and Wog have refused to sing "Hi Ho" because it offends black prostitutes. They also say they have no f*****g intention of singing "It's off to work we go."

fight the ban bring back stan

I nearly missed the "Delete Me" thread......................... forking classic and I was thinking Hotmeat and socks had been keeping a low profile LOL!!!!

The wife was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty, I watched all 50 minutes of it last night and I didn't see her once.She's still not home yet either & I'm f*****g starving.

F**king Paint ....!

I tried to get the autograph of that idiot masquerading as an expert at Nelson Mandela's memorial service. "That was fooking brilliant," I laughed, handing him a pen. "How long have you been getting away with that?" "Fook off," replied David Cameron