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Blackbriar

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  1. there are times in life when you have to stop and take stock.

  2. Just had a piss through my Arse how's that even possible ...

  3. Strollin' along,minding my own business......

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      You did get it right Mo. I'll enter you into my special prize draw.........

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  4. Strollin' along,minding my own business......

  5. Strollin' along,minding my own business......

  6. When they kick at your front door,how you gonna come ?

  7. Sup up your beer and collect your fags,there's a row going on down near Slough........

  8. Stop dreaming of the quiet life, It's one you'll never know.......

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Time is short, life is cruel. It's up to us to change this ...........Paulus,NOW!

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  9. Stop dreaming of the quiet life, It's one you'll never know.......

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Palus - go and sit in the corner next to Dytkos ! NEXT LINE !!

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  10. The doctor said to me "Say aaah!". I said " Why?" He said " My dog died yesterday."

  11. On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life...........

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      You're supposed to add the next line ! How many more times ???

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  12. The night is young,the moon is mellow and there's music in my ears.........

  13. All men have secrets and here is mine,so let it be known...........

  14. Sex cases everywhere ,, even on 10.000 BC ffs

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      The lorry driver allegedly groped Jodie,the youngest girl. They had a vote and kicked him out.

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  15. Sex cases everywhere ,, even on 10.000 BC ffs

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Spends who you ask.She said he copped a feel,he denied it.

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  16. Sex cases everywhere ,, even on 10.000 BC ffs

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Spends who you ask.She said he copped a feel,he denied it.

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  17. Seems theres a traffic jam on the muzzie threads

  18. I just read an article in the paper that says 70% of Americans pray before they eat. Imagine praying 19 times a day !!

  19. 3days with man flu

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      The first fortnight is the hardest. Women are so lucky they only get a little cold !!

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  20. a wise man keeps a silent council something a few should keep in mind

  21. once i ran from you now i run from you

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      This tainted love you've given, I gave you all a boy could give you....

       

      Hope no one gets the wrong idea here!

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  22. Had the last week off work. Between the kids arguing and the wife being in monster mode I can't f'ing wait to get back tomorrow morning.. lol

  23. Had the last week off work. Between the kids arguing and the wife being in monster mode I can't f'ing wait to get back tomorrow morning.. lol

  24. Can't believe peter blew away a line like that........

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