Blackbriar

Time for a bacon sarnie me thinks..

A masked gunman has stormed the Celebrity Big Brother house and killed everyone. The victims have not yet been identified !!

typical yesterday i tripped into a drainage ditch ater i was doing so well onmy health kick .. bloody foots killing me today ... grrrr

dyislexic,s of the world untie

Allahu Akbar

Geek joke warning !! Why doesn't Magneto wear purple any more ? Because the days of fuscia passed ! (I'll get my coat !)

Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek ? Because it's set in the future !! Oh it's good to be back...........

Kangaroo steak from lidl for my tea!!.....

Non Vi Sed Arte

Wife and daughter putting up decorations in living room. Stay in kitchen is best bet!!

Scotland game the morra....

Scotland game the morra....

release the secret weapon

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass

Honey im home

I get up and nothing gets me down....

In the deserts of Sudan

Guess who just got back today....

100% british my arse

looking for a cheap and cheerful lamp for an old man , thank you

I was amazed to find out that the meat in Subway sandwiches is killed in a traditional muslim way! How do you get a rucksack on a cow ?

Anyone know how to make "no more nails" let go?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street

I stand still stepping on the shady streets and I watch that man to a stranger

Cars in for a mot ,guns have been in the shop two weeks who do i phone first ?