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low plains drifter

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  1. That's what i do hangs round neck hardly notice it with being so light, and yes JD the beam is a bit different like a silvery white but soon get used to it
  2. You must have some bushcraft getting that close to a kangaroo
  3. That's because they want to do it for you to make you feel all special. Pink lamp, yellow minibus, bit of window licking happy days lol
  4. Get two strong handled buckets, put one foot in each bucket and lift yourself off the ground
  5. Have you spray painted it luminous pink to match the wellies and the cape ?
  6. Always reminds me of G. Fletchers dog Tay the whip x Grey what a flying machine of a cross. Could always do a bit of racing aswell as working
  7. Good man Dave, have you been pumping the neighbours cat again ?
  8. Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus I just start singing the song from singing in the rain and dancing about and they usually leave me be Is that with your skirt tucked into your knickers and wearing the big size 12 frog eye wellies You know me so well There's only one Mushroom
  9. And claims the pints of milk, box of eggs and loaf of bread off the doorstep lol
  10. Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus I just start singing the song from singing in the rain and dancing about and they usually leave me be Is that with your skirt tucked into your knickers and wearing the big size 12 frog eye wellies
  11. You can jam your product up your keister and swivel on it, feckin classroom theorists i've shit em Always good to see someone come back with an educated reply. It always shows the hunting fraternity in such good light. . . . . Eloquence and Panache at all times young grasshopper
  12. You can jam your product up your keister and swivel on it, feckin classroom theorists i've shit em
  13. Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus
  14. Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear
  15. I've punished a few gobshite hammerheads with my long distance route marches, made sure they never asked to come out again, think i nearly hobbled one of them, ended up having to carry his lamp and battery as well as my own and the catch thought i was going to have to call an ambulance when he started complaining of chest pains lol
  16. All this trauma for a boot full of myxies haha, you gotta love it !
  17. Forget about the hunting for now mate, still time to sport the bermuda shorts, hawaiin shirt and sockless crocks and get out for a good old mince round the windy fells with the pack and enjoy what's left of this indian summer
  18. I've given my lurchers the carcasses from roasted chickens for over 20 years, and know an old boy who says he always fed his racing dogs on cooked meat and bones, aswell as a few other lads who used to have a calor gas powered boiler full of whole chicken,rabbit/hare carcasses etc boiling away in an old brickshed The only problem that i've ever seen is constipation caused by overfeeding of bones both raw aswell as cooked, p.s. always remove that needle like bone from chicken legs
  19. Smart looking dog mate, you've got some stock about you
  20. Sounds like you could do with a feathered eared boxing machine, get the right stock and get the 17 hare casserole bubbling and boilingYeah, but I'd feel a proper gay cnut walking it lol You'd be able to carry it off, fit in perfectly alongside the cape and leotard and the pink hunter wellies Stop it lol it would ruin my rep and my look ffs Not to mention the gimp mask and the morris dancing
  21. Sounds like you could do with a feathered eared boxing machine, get the right stock and get the 17 hare casserole bubbling and boilingYeah, but I'd feel a proper gay cnut walking it lol You'd be able to carry it off, fit in perfectly alongside the cape and leotard and the pink hunter wellies
  22. Sounds like you could do with a feathered eared boxing machine, get the right stock and get the 17 hare casserole bubbling and boiling
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