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low plains drifter

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  1. Be good to see a pic of Wilky, real good dog apparently
  2. Bit of mask sharing for you there meat, dress you up in womens clothes, mess around with gender roles, line your eyes, and call you pretty
  3. Good stuff Dave, very interested in restocking of land myself, a lot of the land where i went coursing when i was younger does'nt hold a single hare these days thanks to overlamping, and hare drives, it's a sorry sight to see the fields devoid of hares
  4. Who needs street cred when they're walking the windy fields ? Lol, there is one of them next street over from me, who was running around in the street picking rubbish up after the wind blew the wheelie bins over, with the back of his skirt tucked into his knickers pmsl
  5. Buy cheap, buy twice, stick to the tried and tested stuff mate, you'll only end up spending more money than you need to, too much gimmicky garbage on offer these days
  6. I wish all the top clobber was breedable, save us all a fortune lol
  7. You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here ?

  8. That's true he said it was good to get some shit down him after three months of eating his greens
  9. Go to the beach, dig a hole in the sand, burn some wood on large stones, put hot stones in hole with venison wrapped in foil on top then fill hole with sand, leave to cook, while preparing a sauce of your choice, and dont forget your flagon of ale
  10. You're not one of them fellas with a shirt pocket full of jollop are you TJ
  11. Was looking at the mighty fine christmas cakes in the bakery the other day and on asking the price £4.60 was the reply, or we've got these slices for a quid which i accepted, i'll be going back for the big un very soon
  12. How could you be anything but good sporting a cape and leotard
  13. What's with the interrogation, this is'nt deepest, darkest russia you know lol
  14. White fallow are really common down here but never seen a white roe .. We've only got the roe where i am, a lad i know wanted me to go to a place after he had seen 7 roe in a field, so i went up with him and saw one doe standing at the far side of a field, but i could tell straight away that she was no roe, later on the white buck crossed our paths, and in it's panic smashed it's way through a new fence snapping the thick metal wire with it's antlers
  15. What not even 1/4 of their cheeseburger allowance early doors ?
  16. Have the Bull rustlers paid you a visit ?
  17. That would be a sight worth seeing, saw a white fallow buck once and he was a picture
  18. When we were kids we never fed any pork products to our ferrets as it was said to damage their brains, tomatoes are used by some to counter the build up of lactic acid, and my young bitch loves fat, lard is the drug and she needs to score
  19. Hope that works for him mate, bobza off here had a right old carry on with this sort of infection in his saluki lurcher, but all come good in the end, the dog is about 7 year old now and is still a lethal animal
  20. Can I come and live in your kennels, but i'd prefer the chargrilled chicken bun and a steak bake courtesy of greggs and no need to hold back on the onions
  21. Give the dog a short emptying out walk and if it is very cold try giving a rub down with alco ectolin or some other liniment
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