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  1. low plains drifter
    Slowly , slowly catch the monkey Hartlepool heritage
  2. low plains drifter
    Hammers and screwdrivers, what is this shit a carpentry job gone wrong ?
  3. low plains drifter
    Toby the hoover, the sire to Merlin was a bedlington cross
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    Did you report it ?
  5. low plains drifter
    What does the bitch wear? Lingerie
  6. low plains drifter
    Met a few like that myself mate!! Told him to get some kevlar gloves next time because rabbit can bite through bone Pair of welding gauntlets on top will give some extra protection
  7. low plains drifter
    Hope everything comes good for you mate, and the hammerhead gets his. All the best
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    He'll not be able to get within striking distance of a sheep anyway weighed down with electric shock collar, tracking devices, and strait jacket etc
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    Taken the plunge ffs, you remind me of a lad i knew when i was a kid, he turned up at my door holding his new leather caser, and said i'm not going to the field incase my ball gets dirty lolol
  10. low plains drifter
    We tried some stuff called paw wax years ago, think it was supposed to put a protective layer on the pads, come in a little tin like shoe polish
  11. low plains drifter
    So a cockapoopoo 3/4poodle 1/4 poo You've removed your cock
  12. low plains drifter
    Know a lad who applies that realtree nail varnish before he runs his bitch
  13. low plains drifter
    They are the Destroying Angel, you will feel very ill, then better, then expire
  14. low plains drifter
    You nip the points off the nail, then maintain them at the desired length
  15. low plains drifter
    I went into the chemist once, and asked for friars balsam
  16. low plains drifter
    Do you know anything about these type of dogs or what ?, all you have to do is lay your donkey jacket on the ground, then when you return six hours later he'll be waiting with a dinner for you
  17. low plains drifter
    " No thank you Turkish i'm sweet enough"
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    Would'nt mind trying ballroom dancing myselfHave a bash at salsa it's more fun Just been confirmed Saturday we're off up a 2600m peak... What's that for the extreme ironing event ?
  19. low plains drifter
    Seen a very well put together galgo the other week (still had the snipey nose though lol) but the body was wow and the guy tells me that he only feeds the biscuits from the supermarket Met a woman a few weeks ago with a galgo that she'd rescued after working at a rescue centre in spain, nice strong looking dog he was
  20. low plains drifter
    Would'nt mind trying ballroom dancing myself
  21. low plains drifter
    Good stuff that, i used it when i wanted to put a bit more back on one of my dogs, just added a little amount to the normal feed three times a week, a sack lasts a long time aswell
  22. low plains drifter
    Familiarity breeds contempt, give a saluki cross an inch, and they'll take a county, when my bitch was young i would let her go say fifty yards ahead when out walking then i'd stand behind a tree and when she looked back to see i was'nt there she would panic and run back looking for me, even now at 29 months she will look back every now and then before going too far, but these types are bred for serious running, and a high prey drive coupled with a big engine does'nt really lend itself to a constant at heal companion
  23. low plains drifter
    I worked in the greyhound kennels at brough park in the early nineties, and they were fed on a mixture of red meat, dry food, bread, two powders went into the mix, one was white and the other black, at a guess i would say they were bonemeal and charcoal, but could have been something else, this all went into a metal dustbin, which then went under a boiling pot full of meaty marrow bones, and when the tap was turned a light gravy came out, and the dogs were fed while it was piping hot and the food was well soaked, never saw any cowpats in their paddocks either
  24. low plains drifter
    No need for extreme measures, all you need is to fit the hannibal lecter muzzle, then the strait jacket, and chain him onto a sack barrow, then wheel him out for some low profile hedgerow mouching
  25. low plains drifter
    Swap the pasta to lard and live the dream
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