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low plains drifter

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  1. Can Big Ron put the pies away, or is he really a bag of bones with poor dentistry?
  2. Bet it couldn't hold a candle to a fiver deal of Rocky Soaps Circa 1993
  3. That'll have been bred by Maximus Headroom, he had some pics of his pups on here recently
  4. 3 steak and kidney b*****d pies constitutes 1 item
  5. She's the fleece monkey during heavy bramble grooming session with deluxe snow cooling option
  6. You know the dance Keep a low profile Hope you get a pup anyway
  7. Is that one of them wee metrosexual maroon dog shit bags, hope that's not swaying about 25 foot up in the untrimmed Hawthorn
  8. It'll be the hare coursers with their German shorthaired pointers, you know what they're like
  9. What about Cucumbers you FUKk?
  10. They might double bluff him, and give him Lurpak spreadable
  11. I hope this doesn't keep you awake all night, but they reckon Marians eggs are the only eggs that can't have salmonella as the shells aren't as porous
  12. He would have got less were he successful
  13. Welcome back Tarquin you big old sheep shagger, where you been freeze dried, or doing hard time?
  14. Try calling him gunt next time, and see if he looks at you like you've taken a shit on his mask
  15. That's Black Necks gate netting dog and no mistake
  16. I hear everything's going swimmingly, and he hasn't pissed himself
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