LaraCroft
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with any luck you will be doing your keeper up in the highlands but your need to change your accent lol nah i'll be keeping my lovely English accent just to piss you off northernlite, i'll even ring you everyday cause i know how much you love it Lovely english accent? From Hartlepool??? I have a country durham accent not a Pools accent and that is an improvement how ..... ?!
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It's a nasty infection - glad he seems to be getting over it, and fingers crossed he doesn't get it again. Love the pic of him blowing bubbles - no wonder the nurses like him
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Yeah yeah yeah. The sort of rabbit you are after doesn't take so much running after - that's why your dogs are sofa ornaments ! ahhh that's why they keep marking the bed side cabinet :laugh: Precisely !
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Yeah yeah yeah. The sort of rabbit you are after doesn't take so much running after - that's why your dogs are sofa ornaments !
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You do realise the price is going to be nearer evens than the 500/1 you usually get now, don't you ?!
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Hell no. With the headbuts, the ear biting and the rape - I'll pas thanks
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F**k " Charlie Says ", Lara. That's got nothing to do with it. Malt knows. This is a primal thing. Hearkening back to the days of mud and wattle huts. Times when everybody spoke with a strangely mangled, 'West County' accent and looked vaguely like 'Baldric'. " Oh, no, saar! You don't want to be goin near Thaaart waadder! Not thaart waadder ..... Speshly nart be Night, saar ..... " LMAO !
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It's that old advert - the safety one, about kids going near open water and drowning - it worked !
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Yep - all the speed, but turning is terrible - like the QE2 !
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34tts thats a big dog,how it bred,any pictures Mum was deer x wolf - no idea about dad. I got him at 6 months old, as he had got too big for previous owner and was knocking their kids over with his tail.
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PMSL.....I knew that bat was going to make an appearence...........i'd squirt you with my fake flower first........ I read that 3 times - and it still just sounds so wrong ! Filth-o-meter reading...........ding ding ding....10!!!!! ooooooohh busted !
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PMSL.....I knew that bat was going to make an appearence...........i'd squirt you with my fake flower first........ I read that 3 times - and it still just sounds so wrong !
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Not quite - but if I had a penny for the times people have said " stick a saddle on it" I'd quit my job tomorrow ! I get that with my 29 inch dog lol bet you get it more with a dog that size lol All the time. I'm 5'2", so makes it just look worse !
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Not quite - but if I had a penny for the times people have said " stick a saddle on it" I'd quit my job tomorrow !
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At the least, 2, and at the most 5 - ranging from a 23" TTS whippety type, great for bunnies, up to a 34" TTS who would take most things. 2 of mine are the main breadwinners, one is elderly, the other 2 are just a bit useless but lovely characters, and as a whole the pack is a lovely mix.
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A bit scary to think they are nearly 70 years old - but their music was, and still is, awesome.
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The number of great jokes on here, you may want to start using glue - it's gonna save you a *lot* of time ! I bet you're quite handy with a needle and thread Lara, fancy coming to do it for me?? <noting down excellent chat up line for future use> You don't need chat up lines - you just need to know the 4 step rule... 4 answers to every situation, 1=bad and 4 = sex that night .... simples ! for example... step 1 ( bad) " what are you cooking me for dinner" step 2 (ok) "what shall I cook you for dinner " step 3 (good) " where shall I take you for dinner s
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The number of great jokes on here, you may want to start using glue - it's gonna save you a *lot* of time ! I bet you're quite handy with a needle and thread Lara, fancy coming to do it for me?? Yep. Payment in maltesers and you're on !
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The number of great jokes on here, you may want to start using glue - it's gonna save you a *lot* of time !
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To be fair, most of us nurses fear having to deal with dirty undies too !
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Spiders
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I'd be reading the small print very very carefully - for that amount of cash, they are not just wanting a one off blood sample from a clean person !
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Nicely put !
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LMAO, it's not a patch on Shaving Ryan's Privates
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Hot Shots and Airplane - both suit my terrible sense of humour Conspiracy Theory, Sixth Sense, Green Mile, Con Air, and I saw Skyfall the other day, and that wasn't bad either.
